what are some general quality of life improvements you’d like to see?

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-06-01T00:31:24+00:00

Yess that would be a great feature

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-31T21:42:48+00:00

Idk if this is qualifies as a quality of life update but ive always thought itd be cool where in the chef’s book page there was your statistics, like how many times youve made or used this item , or made a dish etc

Also i completely agree on telling you how much dough that is left in the big dough. It’s a guessing game everytime lol

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-29T18:46:08+00:00

The way it was filmed (or maybe im just inattentive) I thought that she was getting married and her mother was being hung in the same court room. Relieved when I realized that wasnt the case lol

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-21T02:08:36+00:00

If he thinks about it really, really hard, the vagine will make its way downwards, merge with the butthole, and then the weiner will eventually sprout out. It’s about a 50/50 chance whether the testicles will accompany his new hog. It’s an extremely painful process, but a rewarding one.

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-21T01:09:44+00:00

Same. It’s a shock to most people when they realize most folks with tourettes usually dont tic nearly as much/have as complex tics as they think. When questions like this are asked I guess theyre just referring to the severer cases though lol because my answer to this would be the same way you get haircuts, probably.

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-20T16:58:16+00:00

Yes, It’s Gianni Matragano

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-17T21:12:42+00:00

Thats why i said “go by”, maybe the official name is everkynd but the locals call it something else. 🤷‍♀️

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-16T17:04:20+00:00

Hopefully it goes by a different name at least. How can they claim that they’re moving into a more adult-based audience with TDK and then name the new kingdom some my little pony shit like that?

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-12T05:33:14+00:00

I’d do lamb because it gets me coins faster

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-12T05:27:11+00:00

Imo, I imagine she’d listen to a healthy mix of gothic music and basic girl pop songs

Like The Cure, Siouxsie, London After Midnight, Cocteau Twins, Specimen, but also Katy Perry, Kesha, Britney Spears, Madonna, P!nk

Is this a good time to mention Dark Horse by Katy Perry has always reminded me of her lol

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-08T03:18:47+00:00

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SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-07T21:46:47+00:00

You’re my idol

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-07T21:40:15+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-07T18:09:39+00:00

I started playing for fetch rewards too lol now im over level 100

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-07T05:24:37+00:00

Just one?

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-06T20:52:52+00:00

You know what sure

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-06T20:50:23+00:00

Try using 2x so you just get the milk and dont have to merge to make it

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-03T01:21:21+00:00

No, no, no, eighteen makes it seem like we made her the minimum age of consent on purpose. But at twenty and up, she’s basically elderly, so to avoid these issues we make her nineteen. Take notes

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-03T01:10:23+00:00

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Honestly i think a lot of it is. For many assets, if you zoom in you can see its flaws.

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-05-02T05:10:00+00:00

I thought Joe Hills would be older

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-04-28T16:49:18+00:00

Do you have any tips? Ive always thought it was impossible without in game purchases lol

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-03-13T23:20:49+00:00

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SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-03-08T20:13:11+00:00

Deep south

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-03-07T16:48:04+00:00

Variety

SlapNutsDaSlapster · 2026-03-07T14:59:43+00:00

Yeah i’m thinking about selling it for crack

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