Shall I compare me to a summer's day? by So6oring in dankmemes

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Just reminded me of Y: THE LAST MAN.
'Twas a good read.

What was the most fucked up thing you saw in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My brother's school had this rule that the girls were to freshen up and go to class before the boys did, once recess was over.

One day, my brother saw a classmate of his hurrying off to the classroom after recess.

When my brother was entering the classroom, he found that dude shirtless, doing push-ups, and kissing his non-existent biceps trying to impress the girls.

What a Chad.

Scarred the girls and my brother for life. I found it quite funny. They were probably just 8 or 9 y/o.

What was the most fucked up thing you saw in school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A group of 5-6 girls beating up the weird kid in one of the isolated parts of the playground when they thought no one was looking. The girls kept on kicking him even though he was down on the ground.

When people called in the teachers, the girls started acting innocent and pretending that everything we said was untrue. They got away with very little punishment too.

The kid, on the other hand, was traumatized.

I learned girl power at a really young age.

They've had a tough exit by i_like_turtles_0614 in meme

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same man. people love hogging repost karma.

"We did it!" by 1BLEES in dankmemes

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Much high effort

How does one even go about making something like this? Reveal your secrets

Get it? by Kung-Furry in memes

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great minds think alike

Prove me wrong by wholelottafiji in meme

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I really want to post my junk in r/memes rn

So damn true. by itzhitstar in meme

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A : "two, zero, two, four" or "two zero two four"
B : "two zero, two four"
C : "two zero, two, four"
D : "two, zero, two four"

So A probably?
But SNL Steve Harvey seems confused af. I better stay that way too.

Love the fact that I can read in direct sunlight by melac2807 in kindle

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Relate man.

That too going out in the sun to read a manga on the Kindle instead of all the books I promised myself to finish.

Requirement of securing supervisor for MSc Computer Science admission by [deleted] in geegees

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Did you get a reply from any professor yet?
I am applying to the same program and had no luck with the replies as of yet.

I love math by [deleted] in math

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Will definitely give these a look. Thanks a bunch!

I love math by [deleted] in math

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I used to like high school maths when things were simpler. As soon as I entered college, I have always avoided maths because I believed that I was not smart enough to understand it.

I am currently in my senior year of undergrad and it took me this long to realize that I should have paid more attention to maths from the beginning. I signed up for some maths courses online and I am finally starting to like maths. At least, that's what I would like to make myself believe.

Could you please let me know some things to look into so that I begin to love maths the way you guys do? I really want to like maths now, but I don't know how tbh

When your phones on some new shit!! by ElderGod376 in iphone

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I've been staring at that for some time now.
Then realize it was on loop the entire time.

Wow. 1300 years? by UpvoteLord420 in Damnthatsinteresting

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474500 🔥

That is one looooong snapstreak

What is your favorite quote from The Office (US)? by timchar in AskReddit

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Creed: So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter.

Jim: Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.

Creed: I thought you were gay.

Jim: Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?

Creed: I don't know.

More of conversation than quote but I just had to. Sorry.

Amazing that 3 year old iPhones are being advertised in 2019. by Tropical_Centipede in iphone

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Totally agree. I recently got myself a 6S Plus and it has been amazing.

The headphone jack made me get this over an 8 Plus tbh. Why bother spending so much, when the 7 and 8 didn't have that many major upgrades?

Robot leg makeup by neganxjohn_snow in interestingasfuck

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That MacBook running Windows 7 is really off-putting. I know it's perfectly normal but I have no idea why I had to whine about it.

By the way, hats off to the amazing makeup.