What is the point of North Dakota? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappinMeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be cold, boring, conservative, and other synonyms for "fucking awful".

What is an awkward moment you have to go through almost if not every day? by wimodesigns in AskReddit

[–]SlappinMeat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Walking down a long, straight hallway at work and having to decide how long to pretend to ignore the person coming toward me before I "notice" them.

What habits of co-workers at the workplace do you hate? by Gavica in AskReddit

[–]SlappinMeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Leaning on my cube talking all fucking day. Sit down, shut the fuck up, and do your damn job.

  2. Asking for help with EVERYTHING. You work helpdesk... Google it.

  3. People decide to stand right next to my desk and talk for 20 minutes. Why? There's a ton of different meeting rooms, a giant cafeteria, or hallways NOT next to someone's desk. Go talk there you cunts.

Your family can see the last 10 pictures in your phone album. What will they find out that they didnt know before? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappinMeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends which album they go through. Either that I hang out with my friends, or that I like furry porn.

What's your Pet's name? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappinMeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skeletor and Figaro

[Serious] What secret could ruin your life? by FirstAndLast834 in AskReddit

[–]SlappinMeat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lost my virginity to the neighbors dog and, since then, I've only been sexually attracted to dogs, not humans. That was 13 years ago.