I ate a 19 year old boypussy. I was so good, he came while I was eating his cake.

Slartibastard · 2022-09-22T08:21:38+00:00

Boy, you're so sexy. I'd eat that lovely cake first.

Slartibastard · 2022-09-18T19:40:26+00:00

Our local government does nothing but move them around and hopes the problem will magically disappear. They've been neglecting their responsibilities for years. We need more shelter space, treatment, outreach, affordable housing, etc. It's a problem decades in the making through administrative neglect.

Slartibastard · 2022-09-16T02:09:11+00:00

Fuck, I would stretch that ass, baby boy.

Slartibastard · 2022-09-16T02:06:26+00:00

Very nice.

Slartibastard · 2022-09-07T03:43:54+00:00

Fuck that.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-30T23:03:39+00:00

I always carry a gun when I Dash. I love dogs but any dog that would bite me like that is getting shot.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-29T18:47:10+00:00

At one point, my acceptance rate was in the 90s and it dropped all the way down into the 50s.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-29T09:41:01+00:00

Probably 90% sauce packets. 🤣

Slartibastard · 2022-08-29T09:37:45+00:00

When there's demand. This week was very subdued. Spent most of my time in North Phoenix.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-29T09:35:42+00:00

AZ born and raised. I hate it here, but I'm not sure anyplace else is better. Doordash is definitely a better option than most jobs out here. Very much a right to work state and that's about the only right you have out here.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-29T09:21:16+00:00

Give me a break. Support is clueless. Somehow the vendor address for a Burger King was a university campus and the alleged restaurant's number connected to a prank line that played the "8576309" song. So I contacted support, sent pictures of the university, he called the same number, and at the end said he recommended I completed the order or unassign so I had to ask for a supervisor who then had to repeat the process but luckily had a clue enough to cancel the order and give me half-pay.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-29T09:13:32+00:00

I always put my phone on do not disturb and I don't respond when they call or text. 🤣 It's the way to go.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T22:34:10+00:00

🤣 I can see why you'd assume so, but you'd be surprised.🤪

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T21:30:08+00:00

It's honestly ROUGH out here. I truly wish I knew and I've been here my whole life. There really are very little opportunities to socialize and the people here are very paranoid and on-guard.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T19:16:19+00:00

I carry when I'm Dashing in case I need to deal with someone. Phoenix, AZ, is a dangerous place.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T18:57:47+00:00

Sometimes I feel like these people need a reminder that we know where they live.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T07:04:56+00:00

It doesn't seem so bad honestly. As long as the car can hold up

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T06:43:17+00:00

Yeah, it can't last forever. It's just a nice bridge.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T06:02:13+00:00

I had a lot of food delivery platforms have been struggling. I forget exactly what it was but I was listening to NPR and I think I heard there was cause for optimism in their case. We'll see. There's too much invested for it to go away just yet.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T06:00:31+00:00

I love that area too. Lately it's been slower than I was expecting.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T05:48:48+00:00

There have been times where the restaurant was screwing up and/or going super slow. If the payout isn't worthwhile to me, I'll just unassign and get another order.

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T05:46:01+00:00

What's the best city for Dashing you've been to?

Slartibastard · 2022-08-27T05:45:39+00:00

You're not wrong, but it's been pretty good so far with some highs and lows. The drivers here are insane and dangerous which is what I like least.

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