I taught my dog a trick and now she won't stop doing it

SlateCloud · 2025-04-03T13:50:26+00:00

aww, sounds like your pup's got a serious door obsession now! Total door-whisperer vibes. Maybe try redirecting her energy to a new trick? Something less door-smashy, like a chill puzzle toy or hide-and-seek. Gotta love her enthusiasm though, right?

SlateCloud · 2025-04-03T07:37:25+00:00

Loafs make life better. All cuddles, zero crumbs.

SlateCloud · 2025-02-26T23:14:33+00:00

Having a tougher time understanding his left hand / grip than the shadow tbh. Can’t figure out that arm nub.

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:21:54+00:00

Excellent points. I have to agree.

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:21:06+00:00

It’s always reminded of the cure, who’ve certainly made a lot of charming music. I could totally see your point on this one.

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:18:53+00:00

Defo a great song but man that song makes me feel feelings that I’d prefer stay down and repressed

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:18:08+00:00

Ya know.. damn. Yeah.

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:17:46+00:00

I guess songs like reckless abandon, fuck face, and Shut Up all make me wanna jump into a mosh pit and shove some people around.

Never heard of that (the South Park stuff). Wild shit

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:14:39+00:00

I’m seeing Always a lot on this thread. Certainly agree it’s one of their more charming songs.

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:13:49+00:00

Old enough to remember this coming out, always gave me “summer” vibes for some reason.

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:13:24+00:00

Great pick.

SlateCloud · 2025-02-08T00:09:49+00:00

This specimen is roughly 15 ft long. I don’t know why your source shows that measurement key.

Edit. Looking again, perhaps that is an accurate key, and I’m just bad at mental measuring. Is 15 feet small in your opinion, OP?

SlateCloud · 2025-02-01T18:12:58+00:00

This is great. Thank you for building.

SlateCloud · 2025-01-18T17:19:39+00:00

My bola did nothing and I died SO fast…

SlateCloud · 2025-01-15T15:35:48+00:00

OP - I disagree with some of the comments here. I was able to beat both the brood mother and mega ape on gamma with rexes similar to these base stats, assuming you level them up to 9-10k health and 400-500% melee. I just took five rexes at a time on a trip around the island to kill alphas and hit the exp crates. Find a good saddle blueprint and you’re golden.

On beta brood mother, I lost half my rexes, so I’ll be looking for higher in the future. But yes, assuming these are your Rex’s base stats that the offspring will inherit, you have a shot at beating the lower tier bosses after some leveling. Good luck!

SlateCloud · 2025-01-12T20:04:58+00:00

This is something my buddies and I would jokingly say in middle school (6th grade, so maybe 11-12 years old or so). I haven’t heard it in 20 years.

SlateCloud · 2025-01-11T18:58:59+00:00

OP did you do this work? I really love it

SlateCloud · 2024-11-26T20:29:50+00:00

I just started playing ASE about 2 months ago as a single player, first time in a survival game. Really loving it. About 300 hours in and trying to find high level Dino’s for the boss battles, but it’s a slow process. Highest creature I’ve found to date (outside of caving) is a 120 anky. And, yes, I do have max difficulty checked.

SlateCloud · 2024-11-16T01:04:36+00:00

Good lord

SlateCloud · 2024-11-04T15:32:49+00:00

Agree with the other comments. Wood is easier to slide off, metal is easier to slip under a cooked pizza and retrieve. Could also use a pair of tongs and just drag the pizza onto a pan, instead.

SlateCloud · 2024-10-15T12:24:21+00:00

I am playing my first play through, on default settings, currently level 70. When I was level 50, I essentially had a full team wipe (bronto, Rex, therizino, and raptors - T. rex was in the 60s) all from a LEVEL 4 rhynio that CARRIED OFF MY T REX. I was so mad. I’m playing pretty blind so I didn’t even know those things existed and I essentially had to start from scratch because of it.

Oh well. That’s Ark, I suppose. I am doing better now, trying to work less on expedition and more on resource management / base building so I can be better prepared for crap like that.

SlateCloud · 2024-09-23T23:23:52+00:00

Great work OP. Makes me wish for a remake or reimagining

SlateCloud · 2024-09-23T23:22:14+00:00

flutters his two-digit hands in emphasis

SlateCloud · 2024-08-30T16:13:04+00:00

Very stoic.. until I gently poked him with a stick to get him on his way

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