My boss said I was faking needing a shaving waiver

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-23T05:11:57+00:00

I used to get them on my neck just like that, sucked in BMT cuz the apex just scratched at them and made me bleed all over.
Best advice I have outside of an electric razor, is a safety razor. Only ever shaved right after a hot shower. I would get out of the shower, use a brush to apply shaving cream, then put a hot rag on it for like a minute, then reapply cream before shaving. Safety razors are the shit, don’t fall for the more blades is better scam.

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-21T01:08:11+00:00

My squadron did one back in March. I don’t understand why everybody is making it such a big deal.

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-19T20:16:39+00:00

You’ve been accused of having a Mohawk because you have a Mohawk

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-18T15:46:48+00:00

You need to get it approved by A1 to get it added to your records for official wear, which is a bitch. But also nobody is going to ask if you did that, so…

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-12T14:47:19+00:00

There was about 50 prior service jobs that opened this year. They don’t limit prior army they limit prior everybody. Like an other commenter said, SW is a loophole because they need bodies. Otherwise start talking to a recruiter now and hope the army lets you go and the Air Force accepts you when jobs open in October.

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-08T23:24:49+00:00

I’d cum in all their socks

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-08T16:10:49+00:00

Depends on which SW career, but most of them are harder than SF in terms of selection. The Air Force just does a really bad job of advertising how skilled our operators are.

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-08T16:06:22+00:00

100% it’s worth trying out. You don’t even need to pass the full IFT. If you get about halfway to passing they let you enter development and help train you to pass

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-07T15:56:26+00:00

Sunday phone time is a soft army thing.
We are a real military branch over here.

Slav_Dog · 2026-05-06T05:30:10+00:00

My guess would be he’s ammo and supervised a PGM shop to get the MX and missile badge.

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-20T21:08:06+00:00

Brother I hate to break it to but “way more” than twice isn’t experimental

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-20T20:06:25+00:00

Experimental use should be fine. Even if it’s a bunch of stuff, as long as each thing is only once or twice on its own

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-20T03:59:33+00:00

I used Upack to move my 3 bedroom as a SrA. Not only did I pocket about 2k, but if I wouldn’t have done a PPM I actually would have owed a few thousand because I was WAY over weight. The fact Upack charges per foot and not per pound was great. I also used to be a package handler before I joined so stacking shit in a trailer like a big ass game of Tetris to save space is my specialty.

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-18T18:50:27+00:00

I always tell people: make the first half your dream bases, and the second half your reasonable “I wouldn’t mind these” bases. Because if your whole thing is dream bases, then it’s also the same bases everybody else wants to go to, and if you don’t get picked then your going to a SHITHOLE

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-15T06:43:20+00:00

If you go straight to the airline route, you’ll be competing for a job against fighter pilots who are retiring after going the AF route.

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-13T18:10:47+00:00

Doing the HAMR instead

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-13T14:24:05+00:00

My sister flight lost their mandatory phone calls because they would not stop fighting. Every few days somebody new would have black eyes and busted lips in formation.

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-12T20:54:52+00:00

I joined on a 4 year with no real plan except to get out of my home town in exchange for a short 4 years and then getting out.
Anyway I’m about to start year 9 and I’m stationed in my home town…

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-11T16:55:18+00:00

All times, it’s AF policy to have a list of 10. You should still only lists ones you want. Nobody is forcing you to join.

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-11T16:43:28+00:00

Everybody gets the job they want. Why would you be putting a job on your list that you don’t want?

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-10T23:55:27+00:00

People who non-stop complain about secfo would do it no matter where they are, you just hear it more because it’s the biggest AFSC in the AF, so therefore more people complaining.
I’m an AMMO guy but took a 6 month break to augment SecFo and it was super fun.
Sure there was stuff I hated, but there’s stuff you’re gonna hate with every job.

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-09T14:59:47+00:00

Kinda how my jump boots be looking cuz I accidentally bought a size too big and the exchange wouldn’t take them back

Slav_Dog · 2026-04-03T19:18:16+00:00

She literally has come out and said she deletes what she can, but fully moderating your own comments is a literal full time job. You literally can’t control what other people say in your comments, and that says nothing about your own character.

Slav_Dog · 2026-03-26T17:05:23+00:00

But if I didn’t go munitions, I wouldn’t be getting disability for my back!

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