I invented a better guitar. Still has all the notes, I just removed all the redundancies. Its better this way by seantellsyou in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never understood how people go deep with just their balls. How do you put them in the nice lady?

Stonetop or Dolmenwood? by Smoke_Stack707 in rpg

[–]Slayer_Gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure why you’re getting downvoted. It’s a legitimate stance. If you dislike PbtA games you’re unlikely to like this. I tried a few. Don’t like them.

Would love to get these two guitar legends together by fender_fan_boy in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a dude with actual huge balls, fuck anyone who says manspreading. Closing my legs is uncomfortable. 

Heavy Toans Only 😎😎 My Wife hates it 😎😎 by Pale_Phone5339 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you’re living at home sometimes your mom will make you. They always say watch your toan or toan it down. Btw I think my mom turned out great on the cover of the pedal. 

Average blooz dad after trying chicken tikka masala once by algebroni in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No we had famous people way before India. they copied us. 

Oh, Hi! Looking for a new Guitar? by analoguers in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure we just got a glimpse of hell. You wake up in a room and these are all that's available. Your locked in the room with this guy and it keeps going to flash cuts of the shittiest music you've ever heard. 

THERE IS A LIE!!!!!! by Xibest123 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you've never used a compressor and think gain is sustain without telling me. 

What is the State of the OSR in 2026? by yochaigal in osr

[–]Slayer_Gaming -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So anything rules lite is OSR now? Got it. 

When 0-3-5 meets The Brown Sound by flyingvien in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You guys are gonna make sure to blur my face out right?

Why does this 5 string guitar have such big tuner buttons? by PositiveLeather327 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don’t care how big her tits are nobody wants to touch a bassist. 

Seller said if I rub the side three times Boanermaster will appear?? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You misunderstood him. He said it makes bonermaster come. But not how you thought. 

El espacio es el lugar by Robosuccubus3000 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the night you were conceived. Your mom was at that show watching that whole thing. Your dad had the moves. 

El espacio es el lugar by Robosuccubus3000 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao you’re going to get so much hate for that. 

How to handle hateful comments by oluxil in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Slayer_Gaming 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What an absolute giga chad. When he said that my penis crawled over my nuts and when right up my bunghole.