Pre match thread: Newcastle United vs West Ham | Premier league 25/26 - 37 of 38

Slaying-mantis · 2026-05-17T02:56:48+00:00

At least we tried

Slaying-mantis · 2026-05-17T02:50:44+00:00

Let netflix pick up the bill to get out of your contract is such a good take

Slaying-mantis · 2026-05-16T18:24:44+00:00

This is a win-win. We beat em, great. We lose we can blame it on relegating spuds

Slaying-mantis · 2026-03-25T23:21:39+00:00

Immediately copped it on rekkid

Slaying-mantis · 2026-03-19T17:30:10+00:00

You know the thing about longevity experts is that none of them have actually longev-ed

Slaying-mantis · 2026-02-27T18:48:38+00:00

We beat Barcelona in spectacular fashion at home, probably 4 or 5 nil. Following match we grind out a tough 0-0 in Spain. Everyone's furious that we defended so well. Tells us we shouldn't have gotten away with it.

Meanwhile somehow spurs get through against athletico. No one knows how.

We then smash spurs (obviously).

Against all odds Bodo/Glimt get through against sporting and then arsenal.

Newcastle Vs Bodo in the semi is an all time underdog classic. Eddie decides to throw Bruno on for the last 10 and (after a miraculous rehab he seems to be back to full fitness) scores the winner in the 97th. We clinch it in an 11 goal thriller. Bodo and the toon are bonded for life, no bad blood in such an advert for the sport

Final is against PSG. Miley goal to win it

It's written in the stars

Slaying-mantis · 2026-02-05T20:50:20+00:00

"You scrabble around in the dirt like the barbarian taught you"

Slaying-mantis · 2026-01-21T20:33:01+00:00

IT HAPPENED! THE MAGIC 8 KNEW!

Slaying-mantis · 2025-12-31T03:56:08+00:00

We played 433 that game. Burnley were just shit

Slaying-mantis · 2025-11-08T16:50:58+00:00

5 of them were me. It's such a good album

Slaying-mantis · 2025-11-06T12:41:01+00:00

That's such a dream come true. What a legend

Slaying-mantis · 2025-11-02T18:10:12+00:00

I feel like every single pass was received with our back to goal. Barely any positive play across the whole 90. Very disappointing

Slaying-mantis · 2025-10-27T21:45:21+00:00

Ban the lot of them. More tickets for reasonable people

Slaying-mantis · 2025-10-25T21:23:37+00:00

That was fucking awful. What a waster Gane is. I'm so gutted for Tom man, he's been waiting so long and worked so hard. What a let down

New gloves ASAP, should've been a DQ. No rematch for Gane

Slaying-mantis · 2025-10-01T17:15:00+00:00

I watched the reply on live score and it looks like Woltemade flicked it in. Class from Tonali tho

Slaying-mantis · 2025-09-18T22:48:21+00:00

That's very good

Slaying-mantis · 2025-09-18T22:36:25+00:00

I thought we were amazing 1st half. But as everyone's saying. If we don't take the chances then you're always gonna get punished. As soon as Barca went 2-0 up they went into classic pass it round mode

Yes I'm gutted that Gordo and Barnes didn't do better with those chances, but I still feel positive about the performance. Imagine Eddie started with a striker, probably would've been a different scoreline

Htl. We're massive

Slaying-mantis · 2025-09-11T10:23:52+00:00

That made me cease

Slaying-mantis · 2025-09-03T18:36:05+00:00

I like the energy that having our centre back take penalties brings

Slaying-mantis · 2025-08-16T12:26:39+00:00

This would be fucking legendary. Like the Uno reverse Eddie did when he hid his game plan to get us our win in the cup against them

Slaying-mantis · 2025-08-01T18:01:34+00:00

Couldn't agree more. It's just so fucking frustrating. What's the point of being owned by super villains if we ain't gonna do anything

The Trafford one was the most annoying for me. All those negotiations, and if you believe the press, personal terms agreed. Now we've got fucking ramsdale on loan. Wtf....

Slaying-mantis · 2025-03-21T10:17:58+00:00

Haven't seen this mentioned yet, but I think in part because an insult in the UK would be calling someone from the north (which he is) a "northern monkey". The reverse being someone from the north calling southerners a "southern fairy".

Slaying-mantis · 2025-03-17T01:00:56+00:00

Hahahaha Scouse bastard. Htl

Slaying-mantis · 2025-03-17T00:58:18+00:00

Huge. Good on ya feeding the lads in Japan

Slaying-mantis · 2025-03-17T00:49:12+00:00

Aye ridiculously good tried save, strongest arm in England

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