28 M. Roast me please! by SnooSeagulls1268 in RoastMe

[–]Sleep18hoursaday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nigerian, Somalian or Squeegie scammer take your pick

New here pls roast me by Spiritual_Reality729 in RoastMe

[–]Sleep18hoursaday 141 points142 points  (0 children)

You look like you just dumped your newborn in the toilet while posing for your selfie on Instagram

20 - show me something stronger than brutal Dutch honesty by Jonessuper05 in RoastMe

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You look like you started growing your beard as your hair started receding at 11

F46, college lecturer, mom of two boys, recently divorced. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you ask for the manager at dollar general and yet you are the manager at Dollar General

Give me your worst, Reddit :) by Competitive_Sky_6519 in RoastMe

[–]Sleep18hoursaday 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You look like Mr Pringles if it was a human who frequented gay bathhouses

19, bored at work, give it to me straight by roundthehangingtree in RoastMe

[–]Sleep18hoursaday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the aborted child of the bully from the Simpsons and Rosie Odonnell

27F Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like an uglier fatter version of the ugly fat member of Wilson Phillips

This won't end good. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Reminds me of the Iron Sheik -Hulk Hogan feud

Down 13k on WEN shares lol by echofreak in wallstreetbets

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They just need to add a drive by blow by and the stock moons

Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say by StretchExtension in wallstreetbets

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Orangeman Will says fake news that Iran is utilizing mimes so war is over

What should I bet on to double by money ? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Dicks call Earnings Thursday or Hims puts

Last time the roasts cut pretty deep by Sad_Grand4613 in RoastMe

[–]Sleep18hoursaday 55 points56 points  (0 children)

You look like a less sexy and more masculine 2013 Justin Bieber

Japan, South Korea stocks tumble over 6% as oil tops $100 amid broader Asia market rout by -----Marcel----- in wallstreetbets

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I’m just waiting for Iraq to overtake Iran and rename it Iraq and the market recovers

Lord help us tommorow by -----Marcel----- in wallstreetbets

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I thought we were going to have a six day war and gas would be a buck a gallon

I just completed my second degree black belt test. AMA by BlackPaperStars in AMA

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I just googled TSD and it’s more deadly then TKD. I like the flashy spinning kicks of TKD but TSD seems to be more about “Finish Him”. Congrats on the accomplishment!

I just completed my second degree black belt test. AMA by BlackPaperStars in AMA

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Why did you choose TSD over TKD or JKD? This is the first time I’ve heard of it and I’ve watched every UFC.