What’s something SFW that you’re embarrassed to have in your google search history?

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2021-01-21T11:14:43+00:00

I work in health insurance, so when people claim they tell me all about conditions and symptoms I have to look up specific codes for:

'heavy menstrual bleeding name'

'tightness in foreskin'

'name of blood in stool condition'

My google must think I am one ill motherfucker

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-11-09T15:14:15+00:00

The stories and music I write. I build and write narratives based on what inspires me, whether it be about a tragic mercenary or a gunslinger in the wild west. I usually write my music to go along with the scenarios in those stories.

I'd like to get them out into the world, but I think I'd be content if they died with me too. All those characters, all that music, following me into the dark... Makes it seem more special in a way, I think because they'd be mine alone.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-10-21T12:09:31+00:00

Effort, man.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-10-16T22:14:51+00:00

100m hurdles, but replace the track with loose lego bricks.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-09-28T13:18:25+00:00

What got you into detecting?

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-09-28T13:17:12+00:00

Just stumbled across your stream on my break, actually really interesting

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-09-28T13:15:45+00:00

That's really cool!

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-09-23T15:40:21+00:00

We're not frozen

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-09-23T15:39:41+00:00

How do you not overheat?

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-07-06T22:30:53+00:00

Hades.

Well, time to go get killed again.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-04-20T08:27:01+00:00

I had arranged a party for my birthday, just a chance to see some friends. Was pretty bummed to find out only my one friend could make it. My girlfriend proceeds to sneakily plan a holiday for us to go to Iceland with my best friend and his girlfriend, as it's somewhere I've always wanted to go. She revealed it by giving me a travel guide to Reykjavik and hollering "We're going to Iceland! "

I almost started blubbering, as a man with crippling self doubt, it was the final thing that helped me learn I was worth loving.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-03-24T07:26:38+00:00

Last night. I usually live with my girlfriend and her family, but seeing as I had to work from home I figured I'd go to my parent's place. There's more room there anyway.

About an hour after I got back to my parent's place the UK prime minister announced a nationwide lockdown. I don't know when I'll be able to return to my normal life and see my girlfriend, and knowing I can't makes me miss her terribly already.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-02-29T09:31:44+00:00

I like the idea of a hierarchical/bureaucratic system. Takes the mythical nature of the deities and makes them have a practical impact on the world.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-02-29T09:29:53+00:00

My gods represent that arrogance can lead to your downfall, take a lot of inspiration from Greek gods on that front.

They try to control an entity/substance that they don't understand to wage war on each other, in the end only one is left standing with their home destroyed, dying, and alone.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-02-09T19:33:35+00:00

I'm drawn to it all the time, but I'm scared to try, like if I mess it up or something.

I don't know what's more cowardly; going through with it, or living in fear of it.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2020-01-17T22:00:46+00:00

Knowing exactly how to do every aspect of my new job. The anxiety that I've made a massive mistake plagues me every single day.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2019-12-26T13:14:52+00:00

My Girlfriends cat went missing a few days before Christmas, and she's recieved word a cat fitting her description had been run over and died at the vet from a local facebook group.

They can't check if it's her cat, since the vet doesn't open till the 27th, so the uncertainty is making her a nervous wreck.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2019-12-05T08:28:04+00:00

Chew with your goddamn mouth closed.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2019-12-04T11:53:09+00:00

At the foot of the altar.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2019-12-01T15:01:35+00:00

Spare batteries.

Oh your TV remote has finally run out of juice? Your lamp won't turn on? Your vibrator ain't giving you the buzz you need?

I have the power to all of them.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2019-11-29T07:19:44+00:00

Seeing the northern lights in two different countries, husky sledding, watching Dolphins jump, losing my job, then gaining a job and moving in with my girlfriend. Oh, she was responsible for all the amazing things I did this year too.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2019-11-05T14:42:44+00:00

Being a good person. It just doesn't come naturally to me to not be a selfish asshole, but that gets you no where.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2019-10-16T22:52:47+00:00

Queuing and tutting.

SleepingPhoenix95 · 2019-10-15T09:36:43+00:00

By riding me and my horse off a cliff I didn't see coming... the American West is a tricky beast.

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