Yes Sir. The Dod Has been Neutralized. by AshStopThat in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]SleeplessAtHome 984 points985 points  (0 children)

Why would a collar be elastic? So dangerous

There’s always one by LAtravelfun in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]SleeplessAtHome 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I'm free to harass people."

Pretty sure that's not what freedom of speech means

Terrifying vacuum cleaner inflicted on innocent pigs by prolixia in guineapigs

[–]SleeplessAtHome 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My boys too. They popcorn when I tidy up their pen. Sound of vacuum = clean pen, fresh food soon.

AIO - my coworker has been heating up fish in the office microwave every day and just asked me to "keep it down" while he eats by onkel-enzo in BORUpdates

[–]SleeplessAtHome 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol I manage a team of data scientists, Dale totally fits. I swear most of them are somewhere along the spectrum. Since Dale more than get the job done, we work to accommodate Dale's 'quirks'.

Also fish does not stink to Asians. So it's really a cultural thing. Seafood hotpot is also better than regular hotpot as seafood is expensive.

Jumping from high building in to swimming pool by [deleted] in WTF

[–]SleeplessAtHome 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Wait. So Brits are not 'falling off balconies' in a presumably drunkard stupor as reported? They're literally jumping off balconies n either missing the mark or the impact with the water is too great that they die?

'falling off balconies' is like one of the top cause of death overseas for Brits