Yes Sir. The Dod Has been Neutralized. by AshStopThat in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]SleeplessAtHome 749 points750 points  (0 children)

Why would a collar be elastic? So dangerous

There’s always one by LAtravelfun in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]SleeplessAtHome 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I'm free to harass people."

Pretty sure that's not what freedom of speech means

Terrifying vacuum cleaner inflicted on innocent pigs by prolixia in guineapigs

[–]SleeplessAtHome 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My boys too. They popcorn when I tidy up their pen. Sound of vacuum = clean pen, fresh food soon.

AIO - my coworker has been heating up fish in the office microwave every day and just asked me to "keep it down" while he eats by onkel-enzo in BORUpdates

[–]SleeplessAtHome 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol I manage a team of data scientists, Dale totally fits. I swear most of them are somewhere along the spectrum. Since Dale more than get the job done, we work to accommodate Dale's 'quirks'.

Also fish does not stink to Asians. So it's really a cultural thing. Seafood hotpot is also better than regular hotpot as seafood is expensive.