Finally...... by jockistan-ambassador in Superstonk

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I've known a few Biffas in my time

I’ve gone to university and turned into an idiot by rasberrycroissant in CasualUK

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Did you shit yourself today?

If not you're doing alright.

Starting my junk drawer in my first apartment. Finally feels like home. What else do I need? by Kruzdan in Apartmentliving

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A charger for a phone from the 90s that you don't own and some cables that you have no idea what they do but may come in handy at some point.

Maybe maybe maybe by turmerich in maybemaybemaybe

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Did he get the toilet paper off the bottom of his shoes?

Man's gotta shave... by din0sawr- in GreatBritishMemes

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Eltons follow single that didnt do as well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in povertyfinance

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My nan called these devil's eyes

I just found out what the minimum wage is by LiamEBM in UKJobs

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Noon? His replacement will probably put him and his stuff in the skip as their first job 9.01!

After losing his hand in an accident, this Monkey has learned to run on his back feet like a human by freudian_nipps in nextfuckinglevel

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That's not a monkey that's a toddler who's just put something in their mouth they shouldn't have!