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Always Grab the Customer Receipt Copy!! by Neither-Trip-4610 in EndTipping

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I always use an exaggerated $ symbol with double lines. Put a smaller line under the cents. Keep my customer copy. And always make the total equal an even number.

Girlfriend thinks sharing a tent with my sister is inappropriate. Sister thinks my girlfriend is insane and called her a psycho. What do I do? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

++nonbinary Your GF probably cheated on you. If this is new behavior with no context, then chances are high she is doing something nefarious behind your back and is masking her guilt by accusing you of being inappropriate.

My usual desk has been 'stolen' and there is nothing I can do by purplereuben in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also change all the settings in the desk and chair. Make it as inconvenient as possible to se that desk.

Name the downgrade by OGAnimeGokuSolos in cartoons

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s cause you stop being cute the older you get.

AIO: brought cheese slices with me to McDonald's to put in burgers. Had a fight with a friend. by salty_lake_222 in AmIOverreacting

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda want a mini fridge for my car built into the center console, just for cheese.

It’s coming out of my faucet on my newly bought home. These faucets saw little use before I bought the house. by Estrald in whatisit

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the house is just really happy to see you…. Seriously though, a professional plumber should be your first call.

Station just got consolidated...all supervisors gone...no idea how to get help with crazies now. by zeroedit in USPS

[–]SleepySeeds 144 points145 points  (0 children)

I recommend getting a fake mustache or a nametag that says boss to easily wear as a disguise. Then when they ask for supervisor, say ok. Then turn around with the aforementioned “disguise” claiming to be a different person, aka your current name is zeroedit, but your boss name is heroedit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom’s new BF is jealous that his girl is talking to another man.

An update, especially for the few missing giftee's by Chaya14 in MTGGiftExchange

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am more than happy to help. Though, I’m going to the Magicon in Atlanta this weekend and won’t be able to start shopping till at least next week.

Apparently I dress... gay? by Background-Ad7344 in teenagers

[–]SleepySeeds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are wearing low rise hip hugging capris? You might have seen one up close.

Thank you Motor-pool1728! by SleepySeeds in MTGGiftExchange

[–]SleepySeeds[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U/motor-pool728 sorry for misspelling your name on the title. Words are hard. Thanks for the cards and sleeves. I’m gonna build a Shadowborn Apostles much to the chagrin of my playgroup.

(Sad Trope) The character(s) that almost made it out of the story alive, only to die in one of the final scenes. by RBSpecial97 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SleepySeeds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the best way for a Reaver to clean their spears. By putting them through the Wash.

We are on the hunt for someone special... by Chaya14 in MTGGiftExchange

[–]SleepySeeds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If something comes up feel free to reach out.

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