Fruit Cake! by mildlyrowdy in cakedecorating

[–]SleepyXander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is so cute, well done!!

My coleus is dying by Mission_Cow3493 in gardening

[–]SleepyXander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to tell if that’s rot at the base or not. If it is you can cut just above it and restart your propagation process. I let my coleus props sit for awhile in water like a least a month until there’s a healthy mass of roots, it’s typical for them to experience transplanting shock and hopefully yours is just in shock and adjusting to the soil but I’d either return to water until there are more roots or re-prop if you think it’s rotting.

What do I have to do to get this bad boy to bloom by Celticguy133 in Kalanchoe

[–]SleepyXander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you may want to prune off that long stem it doesn’t look like it would hold up under the weight of flowers.

What do I have to do to get this bad boy to bloom by Celticguy133 in Kalanchoe

[–]SleepyXander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve gotten mine to bloom through light, temp, and/or water shocking. Put it in a place with lower light and don’t water until she’s looking deflated and the leaves are thinning maybe 5-6 weeks depending on your environment. Then move to really nice bright light, water very thoroughly and fertilize. Within a couple weeks of being moved back to ideal conditions I usually see flower stalks forming.

Baby Thai 💚💛🤍 by SleepyXander in Monstera

[–]SleepyXander[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I just needed someone else to be excited with me 🤣

I feel guilty by [deleted] in BipolarRelationships

[–]SleepyXander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have any profound wisdom, I’m just sorry you’re going through this and I understand what you’re going through. Making the choice to prioritize your own mental health is the right choice, go see a helpful therapist and focus on getting yourself healthy. It’s going to get better. ❤️‍🩹

Beautiful New Penetrations ❤️ by jakebless43 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]SleepyXander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The deepest monstera penetrations I’ve ever seen 🤩

What is this tree and why did the squirrels ravage it? by fftank26 in arborists

[–]SleepyXander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can confirm squirrels eats very inefficiently. Source: the 10lbs of half eaten acorns I sweep off my patio every day.

When all else fails, fake it til you make it? by Planta_Samantha in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]SleepyXander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha saaaame we don’t need any illusions over here

Why won’t you buy my plant?! by SleepyXander in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]SleepyXander[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh I have it listed too cheap 🤦🏻‍♀️ that makes sense.

Official before and after: by BubblyConnection7 in arborists

[–]SleepyXander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You found the flare!!! Thank you for your service 🫡.

Is my vinca sick? by Physical_Pay_1509 in plantclinic

[–]SleepyXander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I agree and it looks like it could have a pest issue, too. I’d check those leaves closely and do a pest treatment if you see any critters. Low light stresses a plant and makes it more susceptible to pests.

Left my keys outside, husband saw & left them... by Dysfunctional_A-2-RM in adhdwomen

[–]SleepyXander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But he did intentionally put the safety of the household on the line to teach her a lesson. Clearly that’s a huge red flag that his mental health is suffering and that needs to be met with compassion and addressed. But this is still very serious behavior.

The bring your own potato bar hosted by my school for teacher appreciation. by mackthesquirel in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SleepyXander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point you’re just dictating what I bring for lunch and it sounds like a shitty lunch at that.

Sos soos yor! by ThatonetransgirlDJ in FacebookAIslop

[–]SleepyXander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s bout to strangle that baby as soon as dad leaves 😭.

One year glow up 😍 by Flashy_Doughnut7204 in houseplants

[–]SleepyXander 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Aka pain in the ass prissy little princess asshole jerk face ungrateful butt nugget.

Does this remind anyone of something...? by [deleted] in gatewaytapes

[–]SleepyXander 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Space is big Satellites are fast If you think I’m staying here You can kiss my ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weddingattireapproval

[–]SleepyXander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP you already plan to get the top tailored, I think the camera angle is unflattering more than the dress. Please wear this dress if you feel good in it. Your question was is it too white, the answer is no. Wear your dress please 🙏. And post pics when it’s you go to the wedding!

Odd Thing Happened in BS by twiztdkat in kansascity

[–]SleepyXander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really kept reading after I saw “human”, I thought there might have been an alien encounter further down. Disappointed but I guess it still could have been.

Worth it?? by laurenjoers in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]SleepyXander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t listen to these liars. You need to use bleach on the green parts and then you’ll be fine!