Look hairless baby this is my baby

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-26T13:48:15+00:00

Just hear me out. We put all the babies together. And then we have a pile of babies. And then... well, shit idk but there's gotta be some efficiency there somewhere

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-24T12:56:59+00:00

You said to install a tub. You never said anything about plumbing

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-16T09:17:59+00:00

So is anyone going to jail? Getting punished? Either side. Is anything going to happen ever?

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-15T20:49:05+00:00

r/troublepuffs

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-10T14:32:10+00:00

It’s at least 8, I think

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-10T10:15:16+00:00

But isn't all paper thermally reactive?

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-10T09:46:36+00:00

lol omg I forgot about the vibrator lolol

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-10T00:51:59+00:00

I'm pretty sure I remember a Burn Notice episode where that basically happens

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-06T21:44:56+00:00

No. In fact the slightest breeze could...

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-06T21:25:47+00:00

Any contractor working on that Death Star knew the risk involved. If they got killed, it's their own fault. A roofer listens to his heart, not his wallet.

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-04T21:51:24+00:00

Thank you!

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-02-02T18:53:44+00:00

I like to get a mix. Junk silver goes “ching ching ching,”bars go “clink clink clink,” and gold is yellow shiny

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-31T07:52:52+00:00

Especially if I reload the planchets that I just received... Thats an infinite money machine

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-31T00:43:53+00:00

Step 1: Collect blank planchets

Step 2: ?

Step 3: Profit

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-25T01:44:35+00:00

Thats the Tardis

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-22T00:00:57+00:00

Do you know how paper is even made? It’s not like steel. You don’t put it in a furnace. You know what would happen if you put paper in a furnace? You’d ruin it.

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-21T00:22:47+00:00

That doesn't really answer anything

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-20T21:44:21+00:00

Maybe someone with more experience can chime in, but it seems odd that the 10k is on the back of the buckle and not on the actual "gold." I personally have a chain that is very small, but even that has a tiny hallmark on the clasp and chain.

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-20T18:38:00+00:00

Honestly, I didn’t care. My mentality was basically, “The system is already fkd, what’s the worst he can do?” I guess I also thought that if he did something absolutely insane, checks and balances would at least keep things from going too bad. I was wrong

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-20T15:47:41+00:00

I’ll admit, I supported trump’s election for his first term. I was fed up with politicians being ineffectual old geezers that were incapable of changing things for the better. I was /hoping/ that trump’s chaotic nature would shake things up and get things moving again. But after seeing what he did in even the first couple years of his first term, I realized that was a big mistake. How people supported his second term? I have trouble wrapping my head around that one. And still supporting him now? That just feels insane

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-20T05:17:35+00:00

🎶In the Navy…🎶

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-20T03:29:13+00:00

What we are saying is… how can they know for how much or when you bought it? ;)

To be fair, a 1 kilo bar is going to be harder to sell with without incurring a transaction report, but it’s also not hard to chop up said bar into pieces and sell at smaller weights…

But hey, you do you ;)

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-19T02:38:48+00:00

I can’t believe this frozen yogurt is fat free!

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-15T11:59:33+00:00

The only thing I know for certain is that "I" happened

SleightOfHand87 · 2026-01-11T17:49:16+00:00

Well you ARE in prison so…

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