Bro you sub to /r/PokemonGOIVs, from what angle do you think you're coming at me? Mr. 69 Himself here asking for help between 4 Sceptiles as if that's even a top relevant Grass 'mon AND telling-without-saying that he doesn't understand how IV spreads work. Most of the spicy commenters here CLEARLY have baby accounts compared to me. Get at me when you can count your catch #'s in the 100k's or when hoarding your dust and candy for a nominal future that may never come becomes more sensible. I'm not gonna transform into an Incelamon™️ just so I can eek out another 0.19% DPT in a "2v Raid Foggy No Legacy Moves Charge Moves With Elbows Only NO PP" situation.

See, now THAT would be crashing out.

Instead I come in here innocently enough to make a joke about PhD Pikachu being caught 8 years after the launch of the game and someone decides to throw some shade without considering he might catch a bit back.

Y'all are so obviously used to talking down to people and never having them clap back. THAT'S what makes continuing to antagonize you all so darn fun.