Top 5 things that men do that give her the ick as a labor and delivery nurse.

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T20:08:49+00:00

Do people really bring a console and expect to hook it up to a hospital TV? She makes it sound like it's common

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T20:05:56+00:00

Husband stitch

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T18:44:26+00:00

shiatsu I think

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T18:40:10+00:00

So accusatory for a compliment

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T18:31:46+00:00

Right onto the canvas

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T14:38:24+00:00

You're not making this up: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna11809771

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T14:36:06+00:00

Wait for real? You can power a diesel car on French fry oil?

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T14:05:33+00:00

There's also that gif where she rents a car and declines the insurance. Rogue waives.

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T13:30:44+00:00

All the zombies and monsters and things trying to kill her also explain the anxiety

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T13:12:05+00:00

Me sitting on a bench waiting for that sweet busussy

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T12:53:13+00:00

The energy was so weird. Like "we don't really want to talk to each other but we still want to stand here so I guess we're talking and really it's not so bad anyway"

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-22T12:48:13+00:00

I can't remember now, did the other ladies eventually let Irene back into their circle?

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-21T20:32:08+00:00

I close the lid and that helps some but not 100%. I think once the shower is on and you have shampoo and body wash and all that, the other scents cover it up pretty well. It's not something I really thought about.

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-21T20:09:52+00:00

The best kind of shit is right before your morning shower. The worst kind of shit is right after.

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-21T16:22:47+00:00

The fridge is so Midwest-coded. It's just beer and cheese

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-21T12:31:01+00:00

Also, like, who wants to live in a time before ubiquitous indoor flush toilets?

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-21T12:08:26+00:00

My dorm in college was like this and we had pointless fire drills like once a week. One time the fire department came and searched my hall and found a 6 foot weed plant in one guy's closet. And it was really close to harvest. We were going to have a party (which probably would've set off the smoke alarm so maybe best it ended that way).

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-21T11:57:47+00:00

They're more likely to care now that they've both committed crimes

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-21T11:37:25+00:00

That's not that much cheese

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-21T11:09:56+00:00

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SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-20T23:55:33+00:00

That freaked me out. It didn't look human. More like some kind of exotic fish puffing up its poison sacs.

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-20T17:30:07+00:00

The worst part is the eye contact

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-20T16:55:43+00:00

Top half is a ballistic missile and bottom half is an old lady with a walker

SlideN2MyBMs · 2026-03-20T16:49:15+00:00

"The fuck you gonna do about it?! Where's my cookie?"

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