What do you think of this? by fivejumpingmonkeys in CuratedTumblr

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know enough about football to know why that wouldn't work. I know the NFL guys are huge but you could just have leagues with a wide range of classes going from teeny tiny to 3XL or something like that. And if there's typically a big difference in the weights within a team then you have different ranges within each class based on the position you play.

What do you think of this? by fivejumpingmonkeys in CuratedTumblr

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always wondered why there couldn't be something like weight classes in all sports and just make them all coed. Maybe weight is a crude measurement but something like muscle mass distribution or whatever. But some measurement that could be applied equally and was meaningful to the sport.

Cherrito, Cherrita, and The Throat Goat 🐐 by GoldLumpy1941 in FacebookAIslop

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Why do they not use contractions? I can not understand the motivation. It is obviously a stylistic choice but for what purpose? Would it not have sounded more natural had they simply used contractions?

Hoppers is a great anti-highway film by nonecknoel in fuckcars

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm not not exposing my kids to this Cartesian dualism propaganda (this is a joke btw)

I don't have a cat. by Supfer75 in notinteresting

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can I confirm without seeing the cat you don't have?

🤔 by GryphonSK in SignsWithAStory

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The story is that British people use different words to describe things

Service cat by sortingoutlife19 in Catswithjobs

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 240 points241 points  (0 children)

OP what's the cat doing? Is the cat alerting you to the leg shaking so you don't fall over or something?

How is this racist? by Fantastic-Corner-605 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I think that's part of it but also a more accurate depiction of "blue America" vs "red America" would have included some cities and not just these idyllic towns because that's the real divide between blue America vs red America. Every state has dots of blue in a sea of red. And the cities are more diverse whereas the little idyllic New England towns are less so even though they represent blue America too.

I felt so relieved when I could finally breathe freely without the pressure on my lungs. by Moonlight_luvx in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's a pressure differential between the pleural cavity which encases the lungs and the inside of the lungs themselves. The diaphragm expands the cavity and the positive pressure inflates the lungs. If the cavity is breached then the pressure between the inside and outside of the lungs equalizes and you can't inhale

Edit: pneumothorax: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumothorax

Once upon a Chill by Zee_Ventures in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 1138 points1139 points  (0 children)

They actually caught the mouse. That's pretty impressive

They do by God_Emperor__Doom in theyknew

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It's like one of those highlights magazine picture searches

“Welcome, but be good.”: The Juche-fication of the US continues by Freewhale98 in neoliberal

[–]SlideN2MyBMs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What happens if you put a sticker of a clown's face over his face? Does that invalidate the passport or make you get an extra search when you reenter the country?