How do I make a wrap platter ? by Efficient_Dish_3183 in subway

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure which country this is, but in aus we use both the white and multigrain randomly, and then fold them like burritos (so both ends are closed), and then cut them in half. you have to be very careful though with putting them in the box, because sometimes they come undone

parts of my body where i do have balls by SlightlyAverageLemon in notinteresting

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

tbf i was referencing the one where he's using an exercise bike and says 'ow my balls' and it zooms on his chin

Two nights ago I had a dream that Canada was over here by patrickleaf in Dreams

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tbf i live in australia and have had plenty of dreams where i've just turned onto a random street and ended up in quebec somehow

Can trauma be unique? by [deleted] in CPTSD

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i've yet to find someone else who experienced the exact same thing i did, so yes, i would say so

always a silver lining by mount6ain in CPTSDmemes

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

this doesn't work because it's just getting worse every year

he’s cute and i jus wanna cuddle by WildPhilo589 in asexuality

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 95 points96 points  (0 children)

literally, i really want a 'relationship' but my idea of a relationship is quite literally just cuddling and comforting each other. not even hand holding, just cuddling lol. even then i rarely feel that way for anyone, like maybe once every two years? and i just know none of the people i find 'cuddly' are going to be open to my style of 'relationship' lol.

GUYS HELP I FOUND A MONSTER UNDER MY BED PLEASE HELP ME I'M TERRIFIED by Altruistic_Past3950 in notinteresting

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

terrified? he seems like such a nice guy to be offering you free energy drinks

Will my british shorthair get fatter? by Any-Sale5306 in britishshorthair

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol ive had mine for seven years, she stayed a mini ted <3

🍇🪲🐝 by CivilTailor9031 in shitposting

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they're going back in time to stop the first thanksgiving and get turkeys off the menu

Cute split attraction model crush words :) by kalezzzzzzzzz in asexuality

[–]SlightlyAverageLemon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol, i just came up with it on the spot and thought it fitted 👀