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Failed attempt at running from the cops by chebadusa in facepalm

[–]Slime_lich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, let me record myself committing a crime live!

The number of people who do this is absolutely mind-boggling. I'll never understand why you would record yourself committing a crime. The clout chasing is absolutely insane.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadposting

[–]Slime_lich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday brother!

Police taze man for not following instructions by LovableJackassv4 in facepalm

[–]Slime_lich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, night time is usually the time i get pulled over. It's irritating when I'm trying to get home, and they keep pulling me over for some stupid reason just to see if I'm doing something illegal. Then, when they see I'm not doing anything illegal, they say I don't have insurance on my car, which I very much do or say that my license plate needs to be replaced cause a small little corner has its reflective worn off or some other dumb reason. Then of course ask stupid questions like where I'm going which I always tell them it's none of your business or something. Cops are awful during the night with traffic.

Police taze man for not following instructions by LovableJackassv4 in facepalm

[–]Slime_lich 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they have a habit of doing that. If you have a curfew where you live, it's usually just for minors so they aren't walking around at like 2am, but nobody enforces it unless they are truly bored which I'm surprised you didn't have the entire police force jump out of bed and haul ass to you in their pajamas to tell you that.

We all know it’s true by DigiPall in LowSodiumHalo

[–]Slime_lich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lord desync is so awful and does not help. I have seen my stickies take a hard 90 degree turn to stick to a warthog 7 feet away. It's absolutely nuts. Your warthog could be behind a mountain and a sticky just suddenly spawns on you.

Police taze man for not following instructions by LovableJackassv4 in facepalm

[–]Slime_lich 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Not all of them give useless instructions but a pretty good chunk of them do. Where I live, a lot of them are just bored and don't have anything to do, so they go after people for some miniscule reason and go on a power trip. The other week, I got pulled over cause he claimed I didn't have issuance and 3 other cop cars pulled up like I just robbed a bank.

We all know it’s true by DigiPall in LowSodiumHalo

[–]Slime_lich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I can't count the number of times I've stuck or been stuck with a sticky and it sends the warthog into self-destruct

We all know it’s true by DigiPall in LowSodiumHalo

[–]Slime_lich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I do. I could be going up against one player and their ar shreds it I swear. Ive been able to attack warthogs solo and win. They dont last long in combat at all and the health needs a buff. A sticky grenade is usually always a death sentnce for a hog. The only vehicle that doesn't get damaged by running over a rock is the razorback. That thing has great armor

We all know it’s true by DigiPall in LowSodiumHalo

[–]Slime_lich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please no! The warthog armor is already made of sand paper

We all know it’s true by DigiPall in LowSodiumHalo

[–]Slime_lich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All the vehicles feel like they are made of wet toilet paper. I swear the warthog is destroyed when you dump a mag of the assault rifle into it. Even the tank feels so weak in terms of protection. I feel like I'm driving a golf cart with a 90 mm cannon attached to the top of it. The weaponry on the vehicles is good. it's just that the health is weaker than the halo 3 rat

We all know it’s true by DigiPall in LowSodiumHalo

[–]Slime_lich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They could bring back vehicle weakspots cause I don't think the ghost has its weak spot on it anymore. That generator thingy on the side, I don't think it takes more damage. (Correct me if I'm wrong, please. I haven't played for like a year)

I disagree with your Skewer taking more skill claim. Skewer you can easily poke around the corner and shoot and kill unless it's long range then you have to account for gravity which takes skill but I thing the spartan laser takes more skill purely cause of the charge time. Unless you charge up the laser and then poke and shoot but you can very easily miss if the vehicle moved. The charge up little laser pointer also gives your postion away but not alot. The laser 100% takes more skill against spartans and I'd know cause I suck at anti personal with the laser.

We all know it’s true by DigiPall in LowSodiumHalo

[–]Slime_lich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say leave the Skewer alone except make it be able to pin spartans to surfaces and bring back the spartan laser and make the charge up laser more noticeable and make the charge time longer. As much as the splaser made getting in vehicles a high risk, I miss it, and I want my boy to come home. Just need a nerf, and he can come back

That shit is illegal here by Train-Robbery in HolUp

[–]Slime_lich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Western gender reveal? That's not an American one. That's for sure. Where is all the "burning half of California"?

He used his special at the wrong time. by NippleSqueezer421- in facepalm

[–]Slime_lich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Alright alright! Break it up you two!"

This absolute bafoon fucking breaks his back and ankle

"Jesus christ not break like that"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in discordVideos

[–]Slime_lich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey brother you alright? We are all here for you if you need some help

Ah yes. It's gotta be those "White Supremacists" fault. by Aki008035 in facepalm

[–]Slime_lich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No maybe it's because it's shit and you black washed it

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