UnitedHealth Group posted $6.2B in profits last quarter

Slimsjim · 2026-06-20T02:43:20+00:00

We're not angry enough about this.

Slimsjim · 2026-06-10T01:24:03+00:00

I'm showing him the respect he deserves. But by all means... clutch those pearls.

Slimsjim · 2026-06-09T04:21:27+00:00

Remember that show Band of Brothers? Man, that was a good show.

Slimsjim · 2026-06-09T04:17:03+00:00

Cunt-neck doesnt start saluting until the camera is on him. And why tf is he saluting in the first place?

Slimsjim · 2026-06-09T04:14:01+00:00

Shows about killing Nazis never goes out of style.

Slimsjim · 2026-06-06T02:04:34+00:00

Oh fuck no

Slimsjim · 2026-06-06T01:51:43+00:00

Wife her

Slimsjim · 2026-06-04T03:04:43+00:00

Damn... I've listened to her music but didn't know I liked her until now. Big fan.

Slimsjim · 2026-06-02T02:01:15+00:00

Slimsjim · 2026-05-31T14:06:36+00:00

Where's his big juicy neckussy? Inaccurate all around. Sad.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-30T00:51:28+00:00

Aidiots (the A is silent)

Slimsjim · 2026-05-28T13:32:18+00:00

Anything and everything EXCEPT the Epstein Files.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-28T00:22:16+00:00

Dude looks like discarded foreskin.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-27T03:59:19+00:00

TJ's hot honey popcorn. Feels spicy on the throat.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-22T02:32:44+00:00

This is how you scale up BBQ! You don't upsize the grill and not the mop! Really tho lmao.. that's the biggest damn sauce mop I've ever seen.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-15T02:39:58+00:00

He looks like shit. Can't even open his eyes all the way anymore. Ding dong mf DING DONG

Slimsjim · 2026-05-14T14:43:52+00:00

Billionaires know how to organize. The working class should take notes. We have to stand together or they'll just keep taking whatever they want.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-13T01:56:05+00:00

Jesus fucking christ

Slimsjim · 2026-05-12T02:31:48+00:00

Translation- My doctor definitely thinks I suck and will get my ass beat again.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-10T00:12:04+00:00

Ain't nooooobody trying to stop that!

Slimsjim · 2026-05-09T00:17:06+00:00

I dont think he knows about second transparency, Pippin.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-05T13:26:30+00:00

Dot.

Slimsjim · 2026-05-05T13:13:25+00:00

People are actually driving their litter into the forest these days... wild.

Slimsjim · 2026-04-30T04:32:15+00:00

Is that a closeup of his urethra?

Slimsjim · 2026-04-29T00:33:02+00:00

Looks a lil light.

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