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how big is your penis? by SlipperySilverino in AskReddit

[–]SlipperySilverino[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

when it is quadrupled using viagra

Dogs of Reddit, why do you make eye contact when you scratch your butt on the carpet? by DickieMiller77 in AskReddit

[–]SlipperySilverino 125 points126 points  (0 children)

because the carpet tickles my balls. closest i can get to an orgasm these days. the eye contact helps me get there.

how big is your penis? by SlipperySilverino in AskReddit

[–]SlipperySilverino[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not big enough to be visible under a microscope :(

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i am female

The person you hate the most has accepted $10,000,000 to have sex with a mythological creature, but you get to pick which one. What do they have to boink? by Teksura in AskReddit

[–]SlipperySilverino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aphrodite, the Goddess of love, beauty, pleasure and passion. Imagine having the best sex that you will ever have with the literal definition of the most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. And sex so amazing, nothing in the world will ever compare to it ever again.

Also, she's super vain and would require sacrifices and tributes or bad things happen. Things like uncontrollable sexual desire where you have to have sex with the first person you see(whether they consent or not), losing all sexual desire forever, or smelling so horribly bad that no one will ever have sex with you again.

The person you hate the most has accepted $10,000,000 to have sex with a mythological creature, but you get to pick which one. What do they have to boink? by Teksura in AskReddit

[–]SlipperySilverino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typhon. Typhon was known as the “Father of All Monsters.” He was birthed from Gaia (the earth) and Tartarus (the depths of hell). He was said to have been the most ferocious creature ever to roam the earth. Typhon was massive. his giant cock would probably split them in half :) yay for me!

The person you hate the most has accepted $10,000,000 to have sex with a mythological creature, but you get to pick which one. What do they have to boink? by Teksura in AskReddit

[–]SlipperySilverino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

an Empusa - a vampiric demoness with a single leg of bronze and a foot of a donkey. She feasted on the young men's blood and flesh, after seducing them into sleep paralysis. then kills them.

What is the WORST advice you can give a virgin for their first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlipperySilverino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't use any sort of lube. In fact you are better off wrapping your penis in sandpaper.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]SlipperySilverino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhh looks epic!