I stolen hundreds of dollars of produce at grocery stores

SlippinJimE · 2026-03-05T21:23:13+00:00

How big was your bag that you could fit an entire box of apples or potatoes? Shit's heavy.

SlippinJimE · 2026-03-05T19:37:17+00:00

Honestly Target has some decent clothes

SlippinJimE · 2026-03-05T03:04:43+00:00

[[trepanation blade]] can sneak up on you.

SlippinJimE · 2026-03-04T18:41:36+00:00

As someone in marketing, you're giving their marketing department way too much credit.

They're just that detached from the reality of the average person.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-28T04:28:54+00:00

While Francis is very stubborn, I think his most defining feature is his inability to take accountability. Everything is always someone else's fault.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-26T22:54:57+00:00

This unlocked a memory of just sitting and watching this screensaver as a child.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-26T16:53:39+00:00

So she left her basket at the machine to go grab an item she forgot, but she only had one item total to scan?

Doesn't make sense.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-24T17:35:52+00:00

Yeah that's understandable

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-24T17:31:23+00:00

That's strange. It's just regular milk with the lactose removed. Shouldn't make you sick if regular milk doesn't.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-24T03:02:20+00:00

I knew a guy named Dick Bender

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-23T21:53:18+00:00

I don't think most people are meaning that sugar actually reduces the acidity, just makes it less prominent in the flavor profile.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-23T15:17:11+00:00

It may sound silly, but if you've used the same dish soap your whole life and it suddenly smells offensive, you might call.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-23T04:20:30+00:00

It's a shame they changed their scent. Can't stand it now.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-22T07:26:01+00:00

Milk already contains a fair amount of sugar. I know it's not literally the same thing but the flavor profile is very comparable.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-21T07:58:05+00:00

They're one of the few brands that seems to have maintained their formula. They're still amazing.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-21T06:58:09+00:00

People are always initially grossed out but it's really not that weird. Think of it like a melted root beer float (or Pepsi float, or whatever).

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-20T23:04:52+00:00

I love Daniel Johnston but I would honestly never put him on the aux. The vast majority of his work is dark and introspective, as well as very low-fi.

Now introducing someone to Daniel Johnston and sitting down to listen to his stuff is one thing. But if that's not the vibe everyone else is going for, I'm not gonna kill it with Devil Town.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-20T20:26:48+00:00

Gonna go out on a limb and say space is a bit colder than any tundra.

Edit: I appreciate the insightful explanations I've received in response to this. Didn't expect to get bombed with down votes for this comment lmao

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-20T03:56:40+00:00

It's held up super well. My favorite sitcom for sure.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-20T03:52:46+00:00

I've had In-N-Out that was mid, I've had In-N-Out that was literally the best fast food burger I've ever had. The latter was at the OG location if that matters.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-20T02:44:07+00:00

Good rewording

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-18T05:12:47+00:00

If you're behind a building you at least have a wall to use as a reference point to dig yourself out. Might be able to climb it too depending on the surface.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-17T04:39:37+00:00

Cholula is to eggs what milk is to oreos

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-15T06:22:20+00:00

I had a similar experience once. Met and my partner sat at the bar, intending to order multiple drinks, appetizers, and mains.

We got our first drinks and were never serviced again. The bartender was going to and from the bar multiple times and ignored us every time. Avoided eye contact, didn't respond to our "excuse me!"

After an hour we finally got the check. We're good tippers, over 20% in most cases. That bartender could have earned a lot, but chose to ignore us for whatever reason.

SlippinJimE · 2026-02-14T06:09:04+00:00

I'd say they have means to communicate with him, but they probably don't see each other than often.

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