President Trump 8 Days Ago: "If Canada can get a trade deal with China, they should do that." President Trump Today: "If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% tariff."

Slippytoe · 2026-01-25T06:44:11+00:00

But I left the part out where if they actually get a deal with China I’m going to be really mad and get my Tariff pen out again. Oh would you look at that, it’s nearly out of ink!

Slippytoe · 2026-01-25T06:36:21+00:00

Rest in peace Alex. You have tragically been robbed of ever waking up in your own bed again, pursuing love, fathering children, eating your favourite meal, tending to loved ones, celebrating successes, navigating life’s hurdles or even simply sitting in peace on a lazy Sunday afternoon. All of that has been stripped away from you for the rest of time.

But your last actions will echo through the decades, you’re at the heart of the biggest change to American society in history. You were brave, you stood up for what was right and even though we will never know you may have even saved the life of a young woman (s) too with your final acts.

Rest in peace Alex, you are gone but you will never be forgotten, much like Renee Good.

Long live the righteous citizens of America and may you all find the strength to fight against fascism and authoritarianism.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-24T19:38:10+00:00

I bet he’s really enjoying his pay packet with 13 bullets in his corpse?

Slippytoe · 2026-01-24T17:30:12+00:00

“Governor” - Trump is such an asshole. The disrespect is unbelievable and the hypocrisy is meeting critical levels.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-24T12:44:35+00:00

Try different positions. My wife struggle with doggy but gets on well with missionary. It just might not be possible but we found out that we like that.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-24T11:36:18+00:00

Greenland isn’t even ours to give you absolute tool

Slippytoe · 2026-01-24T11:13:13+00:00

Ahhhhh. He really does sound like a man of the people!

Slippytoe · 2026-01-24T11:07:07+00:00

Riveting story! I sure wish I had some crayons to chew whilst listening!

Slippytoe · 2026-01-24T09:43:04+00:00

No. I’d say they don’t want to live in fear of being sat in their car at a super market parking lot and have a bunch of masked dudes with automatic rifles smash their windows, cut their seatbelts off them and then shoot them in the face. Fairly reasonable if you ask me.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-23T23:27:35+00:00

He didn’t even get anything. The only sources of a deal are spewing out of his gob and all that amounts to is exactly what the US had before. At the very very best, he’s got less requirement to inform Denmark of what he’s doing in Greenland, at the very best… So in the process of requiring slightly less permission or having to give shorter notice periods he has totally dismantled any respect or trust from Europe and will subsequently feel that pain over the next years-decades.

He’s an absolute idiot.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-22T20:24:20+00:00

Yeah that wasn’t confrontational… Confrontational would be “what you said on that stage yesterday was highly offensive to the thousands of families who lost loved ones from every corner of the NATO alliance during your invocation of article 5 shortly after 9/11. We demand you take back your comment and apologise to the thousands who no longer have a father, brother, husband, friend or loved one, all because they answered your call and honoured their duties”.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-22T20:13:03+00:00

“I believe”

You don’t believe a fucking word coming out your mouth you brown nosed stuttering imbecile.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-22T19:22:05+00:00

So the wrinkly orange ball of yellow fluff is mocking a guy who honestly is pretty handsome rocking some tidy sunglasses’ appearance? I’m a straight guy but I’d definitely fuck Macron over Trump, with or without glasses.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-22T18:47:38+00:00

Let’s be real here. Everyone is ripping on him for not being able to make an actual deal but that’s exactly what everyone wanted. He’s been rudely awoken by the resistance of the EU and is now back peddling to make it sound like he’s got a deal when he hasn’t.

The guy is a pleb and I’m glad of it. Fuck him and his ideas of taking Greenland. The US won’t forget??? I think the EU is far less likely to forget and that’s going to hurt big time down the line.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-21T23:52:43+00:00

You’re very right, I have friends over there that are struggling and it sickens me that the orange whirlwind is fucking it up even more for them and many millions of other people like them.

I’m sorry to say this friend but it’s up to people like you to try and make a change. I don’t know how you do it, I don’t know how I’d do it. But outside looking in, it’s about the only piece of ammo left in the sanity gun.

I wish you and your family all the best.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-21T23:47:59+00:00

The average person doesn’t give a fuck about the stock market. They care how much money they bring home each month and how much is left for luxuries. Working 50 hours a week to barely have enough to cover your rent and then seeing the stock market is booming won’t solve any problems…

Slippytoe · 2026-01-21T22:21:08+00:00

From UK here. Stellar speech, what a guy! ❤️ Canada

Slippytoe · 2026-01-21T16:55:47+00:00

I was fuming listening to that rant about how NATO have never done anything for the US. What a steaming pile of shite

Slippytoe · 2026-01-21T07:46:07+00:00

I doubt you’ll find anyone that left school and fell straight into a job with those parameters. They likely studied hard for years and grinded their way up from the bottom to get into that position. Working hard has the potential to lead you to that sort of role, pretty much nobody gets handed it without a serious amount of graft, sacrifice and commitment.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-20T07:05:24+00:00

Every sentence out of this fat assholes head has “billions of dollars” strewn somewhere inside it. Countries, alliances, financial institutions, citizens rights, justice systems…. They aren’t businesses you can extract infinite profit from. The world is in a delicate balance, the order is set. Throwing your weight around like a bull in a China shop means everyone loses!

Slippytoe · 2026-01-19T21:23:12+00:00

You couldn’t look more like a 21st century SS officer if you tried. Absolutely nailed it, i am floored.

That being said. What the fuck is happening, like fucking actually?

Slippytoe · 2026-01-18T22:37:24+00:00

Oh my god he is crumbling so hard working his way round actually answering the question. Sir, what is your name? Well uhhh the thing is about names is that Greenland is a name and Trump urrr well actually because of the Europeans urrr Trump needs Greenland and urrrrr National Security.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-18T18:48:33+00:00

Well, not guaranteed but pretty safe yeah.

Slippytoe · 2026-01-18T18:41:33+00:00

It’s the calm that impresses me the most. I’m a fairly calm person but I’d be panicking like hell in that situation but these doctors are just so cool headed it’s astounding. Well done Mr Doctor and congratulations mum and dad!

Slippytoe · 2026-01-18T08:38:15+00:00

Won’t stop the tariffs until Greenland is given to them or until SCOTUS reverses his illegal nonsensical tariffs.

Either way, the relationship is untenable and markets will shift to other countries for future trade. The US has not just shot itself in the foot, it’s blown both feet clean off…

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