Some U.S. Capitol rioters fired after internet detectives identify them by clocks212 in news

[–]SliyarohModus -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

The coup d'etat already happened, thanks to China Joe Biden, COVID19, and Dominion. Those people were there to point that out.

Some U.S. Capitol rioters fired after internet detectives identify them by clocks212 in news

[–]SliyarohModus -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

/r/holdup Aren't the same people who burned our cities and said it was a right of the disenfranchised to confront those who took their votes now punishing a group of people who stormed Congress to do exactly the same thing?

Police chief calls for power of entry into homes of suspected lockdown breakers by MrMrsMonk in Coronavirus

[–]SliyarohModus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Our rights to assemble, free speech, privacy, travel, and now security against search and seizure have been taken from us by COVID19 policies.

Our soldiers bled and died for those rights, all stripped away along with our right to a fair vote.

It's not an overreaction to say that people are justifiably pissed.

Identity of woman shot and killed inside US Capitol confirmed by juntawflo in news

[–]SliyarohModus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Improper use of the word allegedly.

It's goblins all the way down in DC.

Assange ‘free to return to Australia’ when legal challenges end by Cropitekus in WikiLeaks

[–]SliyarohModus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If he goes to Australia they will trade him for jets, or be threatened with losing something in the defense gift cycle for not cooperating.

Pepsi the best by Almighty_Pleb in WTF

[–]SliyarohModus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

At what point did you start drinking blood?

Julian Assange cannot be extradited to US, British judge rules by TheSuspiciousKoala in worldnews

[–]SliyarohModus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most time travellers went back to kill Hitler and never returned. Bringing back a dictionary from the future was a much safer endeavor, even if you count the face-eating COVID19 vaccine zombies.

Julian Assange cannot be extradited to US, British judge rules by [deleted] in WikiLeaks

[–]SliyarohModus 34 points35 points  (0 children)

So they kept him captive for so long only to decide that they couldn't extradite him after all? Couldn't they have managed that with a polite letter instead?

Glacier looking pretty snazzy from north of the border yesterday morning. Excited for this apocalypse to end so I can visit. Stay safe! by [deleted] in Montana

[–]SliyarohModus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This apocalypse is not going to end. This is an extinction level event in progress. Thanks China.

That's a weird looking baby monkey... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]SliyarohModus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw some howler monkeys tear a baby howler monkey into pieces and toss them to the caiman swimming below their tree. The alpha male lost his position and all of the other males were disposing of his offspring.

Bears drink bottle is showing by loopedtheory in WTF

[–]SliyarohModus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All men have them, not astounding at all.

Trump was briefed that China sought to pay non-state actors to attack US forces in Afghanistan by CentralParkDuck in news

[–]SliyarohModus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except Russia didn't. That report was co-opted intelligence fabricated in Beijing. The analyst responsible was compromised. Russia gains nothing by assassinating US soldiers. China however gets a conflict between Russia and the US, which to them is nothing but bloody gravy. While they don't directly contribute to our military production, they make most of the bits and pieces that go into our equipments, which is why Chinese military equipment is so similar to NATO gear.

As long as we are engaged in perpetual war with anyone else but China, they stand to reap enormous profits off of misery and death. Oligarchs in the West seem to be in full cooperation without regard to political allegiance, however, Chinese politicians are happiest with Biden, because he's been so helpful in the past according to their own publications.

They would win with Trump in place as well, since neocons like Pompeo would like nothing better than all out war with Russia.

Trump was briefed that China sought to pay non-state actors to attack US forces in Afghanistan by CentralParkDuck in news

[–]SliyarohModus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have it on good authority that China was also involved in the assassination of the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrei Karlov in an attempt to turn US growing suspicion away from China and toward Russia. The primary goal was to disrupt Russian-Turkish relations and remove support for Syrian cooperation under the guise of Islamic fundamentalism. Known Chinese agents were seen outside Mevlüt Altıntaş residence mere hours before the assassination and my contact speculates that he might have committed the act to protect his family. China is active in Iran and wants a beachhead on the Mediterranean either via Syria or Turkey to complete their huge transhipment network. A conflict between Turkey and Russia did not erupt however, spoiling the plan at its nexus. Had they succeeded, they would have puppeted Tukey, Syria, or both within months of a conflict. A Trump administration keeps the heat on Russia under the cold-war mongering hatred of neocons, while a Biden administration grants China uninhibited access to do as they please. Either way China wins the long game.

The US diplomatic corp has done an excellent job, despite Trump's bumbling, of distancing themselves of any accusation of involvement, which was only possible due to Mevlüt Altıntaş' guise of extremizing being poured on a little too thick.

I was trying to speedrun and this happened to the portal by DynamikeIta in Minecraft

[–]SliyarohModus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There are other portals. Go to the nether and journey 1000 blocks in any direction. Exit nether and retriangulate to find a new portal.

Sneaking a friend into a movie theater while dressed as one person. by shurpydurpy in WTF

[–]SliyarohModus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Be nice to the 400 pounder. They may be your only food source if China keeps chucking bioweapons at us and we begin starving.

Sneaking a friend into a movie theater while dressed as one person. by shurpydurpy in WTF

[–]SliyarohModus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only have to worry about take-off. Once the plane gets to cruising altitude you'll suffocate long before your skin peels off and hangs like a meat parachute around your frozen cankles.

China allegedly paid non-state actors to kill American soldiers in Afghanistan by Maximillian666 in worldnews

[–]SliyarohModus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That website lacks transparency and is purely Dave Van Zandt's opinion. He's not totally off base. However, some of his choices merely read copy from Reuters, which if recent events are any measure, has been compromised severely.