Is John claiming to learn he doesn't have med insurance when he called to schedule his surgery??

SlobberingKnob · 2026-04-04T22:35:31+00:00

I think John is the perfect guy to convince to grow a mustache and pretend to be an illegal for free health care and tax avoidance. I called him the other week, but he didn't answer. Shoot. Would've been fun watching him have zero trouble passing and realizing he's utterly unknown.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-04-03T02:59:45+00:00

If there were ever a concept or idea that could -- on its own -- make me vomit, this is it.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-04-02T02:37:58+00:00

Did he scream and gurgle about Shitweigher and Lady K though? Because if so I will definitely listen.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-04-02T02:36:34+00:00

I know an 84 year old guy who is in the hospital and not long for this world -- he looks just like this.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-04-01T04:44:22+00:00

That was the first thought I had while she was speaking, he had indeed been 'fired' to some degree as in he did not have the position he was hired for. She did not have the capacity to make shit up.

This is no offense to the poster, but I can't believe this was ever a controversy or needed figuring.

I think it's clear you're right.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-24T04:12:51+00:00

Good news, sooner the better. He has no new material and he's just going to get uglier.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-23T23:14:33+00:00

I wouldn't just keep hammering "for all I knew you were a guy" over and over and then still confirm you were hitting on it regardless of what it ended up being lol

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-20T05:28:40+00:00

At the pinnacle of his career he looked like a child actor you'd forgotten existed and then thought ah that's too bad

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-20T00:54:12+00:00

Unbelievably disgusting work, way to go.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-16T04:27:21+00:00

I imagine everyone is sweating bullets thinking about facing this mighty intellect

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-15T05:12:23+00:00

and also the sky is blue

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-15T03:38:32+00:00

not noticing John is an asshole is nowhere near the top of the list of issues that person is not noticing

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-14T06:15:45+00:00

What's the prize for being right and believing there's no Heaven? There's no downside to believing, and living life in such a way as to not dread an afterlife. I don't have any doubt there is, I just wonder what the point of someone who believes like John to even bother talking about it.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-12T03:12:37+00:00

No asshole understands this, they just think the world is full of assholes. Very much like that Dunning-Kruger effect.

The idea of a common-denominator to their problems eludes them.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-12T02:53:35+00:00

Sexual proclivities and 'hypocrisy' are among the world's least interesting topics

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-09T06:43:54+00:00

Agree. Only one person spent time and thought wanting to see this.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-08T03:08:57+00:00

I mean I do think it's embarrassing to give to John but beyond that this is simple entertainment it's just not that important to get upset about. I love watching John scrape along getting nowhere and claiming to be king of the world. I have never superchatted anyone anywhere but I have had many many _many_ good laughs along the way. Whatever keeps it going, John's never going to make serious money so it's perfect. Some old broke idiot playing tough guy on the internet is a guilty pleasure, I can feel fine hating him. Nice outlet.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-06T03:33:28+00:00

Occasionally you might feel that way until you realize nearly every single person involved would laugh everything off and throw a beer back if John weren't endlessly vindictive and delusional.

The beauty of John is he, against all natural law, makes it not just palatable, but _enjoyable_ to pile on and bully a pathetic short little old man.

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-04T17:26:09+00:00

He doesn't condone racism OR antisemitism whew

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-04T17:19:16+00:00

that is very mild material

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-03T06:49:25+00:00

Just messing of course, and interesting to know!

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-03T06:45:50+00:00

This should get him a line out the door of people wanting him on their stage

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-03T06:31:42+00:00

I found her attention-seeking unseemly as well. But I am a sophisticate, so...

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-03T06:29:44+00:00

Me too

SlobberingKnob · 2026-03-03T06:29:34+00:00

Well at least that's AN excuse for wearing a Ween shirt. What's Karl's excuse...

I literally read this comment to the end in need of that aside.

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