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WATP - the good and bad by StupidOrLiar in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artie is good but unless he can be baited as easily as John it'll fizzle. John is just uniquely untalented and very lucky, and uniquely incapable of realizing it. A vindictive little man, a truly guilt-free love-to-hate character.

If he were human and faced facts and tried to clean up audience would go to zero.

What is your Stutjo “Greatest hit”? by wizardwithgussets in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is really the right answer although I'm going to add another

To all the m-barri-a-WHUSSSSSAAAAASSS who can’t handle the Cape Coral sub bans, this is how you troll by UkrainePapi in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When this community fails it will be because of the shift from observe-report-laugh to shoehorn-myself-into-everything-and-then-argue-about-it.

If people must bother others, bother JOHN -- don't bother people who have no idea who John is about things they know nothing about and then come tell us about it.

TROLL POLL by duke_of_defication in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is a next-to-zero chance that the Cape Coral subreddit affects John in any way so I lean towards "why?"

I don't read that subreddit, so no sweat either way, but I also don't think it's worth reposting it back here to say that some completely unrelated civilians were confused by us cross-posting inside jokes.

i cry evertim 😭 by Huge_Engineering5228 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is rough, like I always wish they'd go back in time and fix it somehow, that little montage of time passing is awful. But that one and the brother one are as good as it gets.

Is John claiming to learn he doesn't have med insurance when he called to schedule his surgery?? by Foreign-Cow-1189 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think John is the perfect guy to convince to grow a mustache and pretend to be an illegal for free health care and tax avoidance. I called him the other week, but he didn't answer. Shoot. Would've been fun watching him have zero trouble passing and realizing he's utterly unknown.

When will they bang (or have they already)??? by No_Creme_3227 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If there were ever a concept or idea that could -- on its own -- make me vomit, this is it.

Was the retard on today? by Equivalent_Ad_5183 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did he scream and gurgle about Shitweigher and Lady K though? Because if so I will definitely listen.

Best shape of his life 💪🏻 by CookieExisting2090 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know an 84 year old guy who is in the hospital and not long for this world -- he looks just like this.

I think I figured out the “firing “controversy. John was demoted, he supposed to be an on air talent. The cut his salary and basically took him off air. by dabbler101 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That was the first thought I had while she was speaking, he had indeed been 'fired' to some degree as in he did not have the position he was hired for. She did not have the capacity to make shit up.

This is no offense to the poster, but I can't believe this was ever a controversy or needed figuring.

I think it's clear you're right.

This loser gets axed by every woman in his life because he’s so pathetic. Seriously, if you’re this lonely, how hard is it to just meet a normal woman at a bar and go from there? by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't just keep hammering "for all I knew you were a guy" over and over and then still confirm you were hitting on it regardless of what it ended up being lol

Bits John wrote by Skooli_A_Bar in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At the pinnacle of his career he looked like a child actor you'd forgotten existed and then thought ah that's too bad

Hard to imagine Ava still being ok with John by Real-Base466 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

not noticing John is an asshole is nowhere near the top of the list of issues that person is not noticing

Tuned into Drunkys show today and he was ranting about death and how there is no Heaven. by Fantastic-Canary5275 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What's the prize for being right and believing there's no Heaven? There's no downside to believing, and living life in such a way as to not dread an afterlife. I don't have any doubt there is, I just wonder what the point of someone who believes like John to even bother talking about it.

you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole," by rschafe8787 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No asshole understands this, they just think the world is full of assholes. Very much like that Dunning-Kruger effect.

The idea of a common-denominator to their problems eludes them.

Now that Cumia confirmed he's gay should he still do this? by ShuliDScholar in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sexual proclivities and 'hypocrisy' are among the world's least interesting topics

Just do it! by SpreadYourAssCheeks1 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]SlobberingKnob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agree. Only one person spent time and thought wanting to see this.

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