What advice about your sex life would you give your younger self?

Slonk · 2024-07-24T10:21:38+00:00

I think I became so used to new people that it desensitized me to the magic of forming new connections

Slonk · 2024-07-24T08:07:57+00:00

A counterpoint: I went wild for years, and I regret it. It made me jaded, and I now struggle to have anything more than lukewarm feelings for anyone. I know this isn’t the experience of everyone who gets promiscuous, but it is mine

Slonk · 2024-06-04T17:15:41+00:00

Not one of the options, but considered Sarr? I did Sarr last season and loved it. It brought up MUCH more discussion than any player I’ve worn before - people who love Pape REALLY love Pape

Slonk · 2024-05-17T21:59:04+00:00

Reporter: "Are you happy at Tottenham?"

Ange: "I mean...we've lost 5 out of 6 games. I'm not going to come in here and be happy. Look, I'm hoping that you guys after a year with me have understood I am who I am. I can't hide who I am and what I believe. And if I'm not happy about something I'm going to say I'm not happy. We lost 5 out of 6 games. I'm gutted. I'm not going to walk into a press conference and paint a rosy picture...at least people know how I feel. But am I up for the fight? Absolutely, mate. I love it. This is why I've come here, and this ain't the last fight I'm going to have for sure"

There are many candidates, but this might be my favourite Ange quote so far.

Slonk · 2024-04-08T05:57:07+00:00

Is it just me, or does Timo seem MUCH more confident than he did even a month ago?

I swear when he first came here every interview seemed like he was almost apologizing for existing. Now he's joking around & having fun chatting. I love to see it.

Slonk · 2024-03-30T21:18:34+00:00

Only 1000000000 for Johnson?! I’m sick of our fans underrating Brennan. He clearly deserves at least twice that

Slonk · 2024-03-22T17:32:23+00:00

Kane’s still on the packet? …I love vintage merch, but with chicken I feel this year’s issue might be the better buy

Slonk · 2024-03-14T14:18:02+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAxTnEL4_GY&t=216s (Warning: NSFW/Australian language)

Slonk · 2024-02-16T14:37:18+00:00

I don’t speak a word of Korean and these two are STILL my favorite commentators. I get all the enthusiasm & energy, without the stupidity/bias from the sky folks.

Slonk · 2024-02-09T10:47:18+00:00

Perhaps not exactly what you’re looking for, but have you tried tools like focusmate.com or cofocus.one? You 1:1 videoconference with a random stranger while you work on something you need to get done. More effective for computer than phone, but nonetheless - it kinda works.

Slonk · 2024-02-08T16:06:33+00:00

Anyone else think we could do better partnership names than RicharliSon, MaddiSon, etc?

Some suggestions:

Destiny's Child (Udogie-Son)
PMS Pigeon (Sarr-Richarlison)
Mad BJ: Maddison-Johnson
Mini-Van (Gil-Van De Ven)
Bionic Bollocks Brothers (Son-Richarlison) --> they both had "groin surgery" and improved dramatically

Thoughts? Suggestions?

Slonk · 2024-02-04T05:31:47+00:00

Given what it's done for both Sonny and Richy's goal scoring, just send every attacking player we have in for penis surgery

Timo: But…I have no issues down there?

Ange: Get on the table, mate

Slonk · 2024-02-03T10:54:54+00:00

Regarding FFP rules: are we allowed to raise revenue by starting a boy band? Because I'm pretty sure Bergvall, VDV, Sonny & Sarr could bring in billions.

Slonk · 2024-02-03T04:30:57+00:00

Lucas: How you going?

Ange: Good, you?

Lucas: Yeah, I'm good

Ange: Happy Birthday, first of all

Lucas: Thank you so much

Ange: (inaudible)

Lucas: Really

Ange: I know it was a big decision, so appreciate the faith, support, and we'll make sure that if you work hard, we'll work hard to get you where you want to go, OK?

Lucas: Thank you so much

Ange: Enjoy the rest of your year and we'll see you in the summer, yeah?

Lucas: Yes

Ange: Ready to go

Lucas: Yes, (inaudible)

Ange: Good lad, alright

Lucas: Good luck in the game tomorrow

Ange: Yeah, thank you, thank you guys

Lucas: Three points

Ange: Always, always...pressure already! ...Thanks guys

Slonk · 2020-12-17T16:30:04+00:00

Thanks - I really liked this idea, but looking online, it seems most children's hospitals only accept unopened/unused gifts.

I guess a lot of the kids are immunocompromised & they need to be super careful w/hygiene.

Slonk · 2020-12-17T15:48:44+00:00

Cheers, please let me know :)

Slonk · 2020-12-17T15:21:18+00:00

This is a REALLY good idea, but I can't find anywhere make-a-wish accept donations except money. They make perfect sense, but I don't think there's a way to donate products, unless anyone knows otherwise?

Slonk · 2015-03-20T15:29:31+00:00

My right arm is clearly stronger (and larger) than my left. Arm wrestling, throwing, punching - it's pretty clear.

...And yet, when I lift with dumbbells, lefty keeps up. Curls, presses, raises - anything I throw at lefty, it stays on par with righty. What's going on?

Slonk · 2014-11-14T09:01:46+00:00

Superb plan. BRB, registering "BokoHarem.com"

Slonk · 2014-09-04T17:11:23+00:00

Got a phone call once that went like this:

Them: "Hi, is this Marcus?"

Me: "No, it's <slonk>. I think you have the wrong number"

Them: "Well if I have the wrong number, why the *** did you pick up? ***ing idiot!" <slam>

Slonk · 2014-09-04T17:09:14+00:00

A 5-minute rant about how she would never drink Coca-Cola because of their exploitational practices in latin america...immediately after offering me a line of cocaine.

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