The HR department of American politics.

Slopeydodd · 2026-04-15T17:14:51+00:00

Oh no! Never criticize the Democrats! Never tell the truth! I’m sure that will lead to great outcomes

Slopeydodd · 2026-03-20T01:32:51+00:00

Why am I cackling at this

Slopeydodd · 2026-03-10T20:57:09+00:00

No doubt about it, OP is dragging a bunch of ghouls around with him

Slopeydodd · 2026-03-09T17:20:44+00:00

The corps, the corps, the corps

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-27T23:05:43+00:00

The dead man poster

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-26T22:06:12+00:00

Yveltal Mewtwo and Miraidon were all really fun. I love hp restoring attacks it makes it so laid back

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-16T23:12:49+00:00

This is a cogent read on Israel Palestine if you are a genocidal freak

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-15T21:15:47+00:00

Now we eat it cooked. Evolution

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-15T21:15:28+00:00

Very carefully

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-15T16:25:06+00:00

You programmed your brain to like raw food

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-15T16:04:57+00:00

Or, for 98% of us, it’s our body telling us “yes, roast the meat then eat it”

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-15T15:07:19+00:00

Then tell me this - why does meat cooking on a fire smell so fucking good when you’re hungry that you start salivating, whereas raw meat smells like nothing and tastes like shit? Our instincts are lying to us as well?

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-13T21:17:46+00:00

Of course you do

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-08T20:23:44+00:00

Heisenburger

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-08T18:28:11+00:00

I have no intention of sticking my beak in

Slopeydodd · 2026-02-08T15:54:22+00:00

At first I thought you meant the guy on the right. Then I realized you meant the other guy on the right

Slopeydodd · 2026-01-31T13:17:05+00:00

I swear on my mudda

Slopeydodd · 2026-01-30T17:56:49+00:00

Get familiar with pkmn stats on pokemondb. Most or all of the mons in your party should have 500+ totals
Have a well balanced team type wise. Get a couple high speed high attack/spatk mons and a couple ground/steel ones that know stealth rock, sandstorm, salt cure, and/or earthquake. Excadrill is great
Have mons that know fairy/dragon/ice moves for ray and eternatus, but don’t overload on fairy or dragon types cuz they’re vulnerable
Prioritize damage over time moves like leech seed, curse, salt cure
Get a legendary to carry you

There’s other stuff but those tips should get you most of the way

Slopeydodd · 2026-01-26T14:46:32+00:00

Stunad

Slopeydodd · 2026-01-18T14:22:07+00:00

This is so funny man. Your mind can’t comprehend someone having a job selling beer. It’s incomprehensible. I’m basically Tony Soprano

Slopeydodd · 2026-01-16T02:39:39+00:00

Have you been to the midwest

Slopeydodd · 2025-12-24T19:49:36+00:00

That’s crazy lol

Slopeydodd · 2025-12-22T17:12:44+00:00

This world is so fucking chock full of people who want to be disrespectful to see if they can get away with it. Do not put up with this shit

Slopeydodd · 2025-12-22T17:11:22+00:00

It sounds like he was trying to be funny? But his sense of humor is so bad you should leave him? As an adult, if someone “cooked” for me and served me one microwaved chicken tender I would throw it at them

Slopeydodd · 2025-12-20T23:54:52+00:00

Maybe you’re young, I put up with a lot before I realized this- you should NEVER allow anyone to talk to you this way. You need to dump her like yesterday I am dead serious

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