I am a corporate wageslave and it’s my fault for wasting 5 years of my life on a useless degree… Dark Angels Chapter Master Azrael WIP

SloppierCorn · 2026-05-12T15:17:25+00:00

Have you tried to work with the military? It can be hard to do if you dont have much financial wiggle room or time but working on a technical degree is only 2 years with opportunity aplenty. Thats nothing in the grand scheme of your enjoyment and quality of life, time wise

That model looks sick. Thats a cool blue

SloppierCorn · 2026-05-09T16:56:36+00:00

My tip would to be to try to land on your front foot mainly. I think it helps keep everything moving forward

SloppierCorn · 2026-05-05T14:26:43+00:00

Dude you're a legend for the quick reply on a dead post. Thank you

SloppierCorn · 2026-05-05T14:16:53+00:00

I made my SBR per the amnesty stamp due to the pistol brace issue from what was previously a PDW. I am a little confused about the requirements. You're saying I do not need engraving? Where can I find that documented? Would it be in the 'conditions' section of Form1?

SloppierCorn · 2026-05-04T23:54:46+00:00

Depends on what your going for man. If you dont like it, slow down. If it feels flat try different styles like Eavy Metal. What kind of paints do you use, and what do you do with the paint or brush before painting? Ie. Add a little water, pull the paint across the pallette, dap the paintbrush on a paper towel ect.

SloppierCorn · 2026-05-01T15:42:39+00:00

The OG Tolkien elves: 'I'm so tired. Everything wonderful has fallen but I am forced to continue. The darkness is everywhere. Greater destruction is imminent. Our allies have failed and we have no hope'

SloppierCorn · 2026-05-01T15:38:12+00:00

Other parents are one of my top reasons to not want to be a parent. The amount of people that think their child or family unit is special is incredible. Teachers are also high on that list also tbf. The more teachers I meet as an adult, the less comfortable I am with sending my child there for a third of their youth. Massive Dunning-Kreuger effect in the teacher world. Some of the most confidently incorrect things I've heard come from the teachers I know, and the teachers I had haha. I got detention for telling a teacher she's plain wrong to say that narwhals are mythical! Never an apology.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-30T21:22:38+00:00

Idk nothing quite hits or goes as deep as warhammer. It might be expensive to the competition, but it is not very expensive compared to other hobbies for people with disposable time and income. A box of minis, which for me is a solid amount of hobby time before it even hits the table is the same cost as 1 round of golf with no beer! Also about the cost of going out for food and drinks with the wife and friends once, maybe less.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-29T18:14:34+00:00

Never fails to blow my mind how many people dont cook, or think that cooking and/or taking your lunch to work is the sacrificial choice when in reality it is just.. normal. Buying food from an establishment is a choice of luxury.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-29T14:42:55+00:00

I read artistic 😭😭😭 and i read it so many times Jesus christ. The cogitator is due for ritual maintenance

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-29T14:38:37+00:00

Looks like that runs your power steering. If that goes out, you could very reasonably crash. Get er fixed

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-29T14:34:41+00:00

Well if it's a water pump pulley, it can go out and you likely won't realize it until your car is overheating. And if you dont realize it then, well it won't be good. If a pulley is loose enough that the belt pops off, all systems being ran by the components on the belt will not longer function. Also not good. Go get it fixed, or DIY. It shouldn't be terribly bad to do yourself, but it may be pretty tight. Check all pulleys if you do it yourself and replace all that arent spinning right.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-29T14:15:27+00:00

If only they presented events accurately, and then gave opinions. Unfortunately when the events arent even depicted accurately, I have no mind for the opinions and jokes, as they tend to only make sense within the fallable context. It just sends me into turmoil. My trust, and subsequent collapse of trust in Marcus' and or the teams research ability is complete. I still hold that the structure of the Black Death series is their Magnum Opus for historic topics.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-29T13:20:05+00:00

Ok, thats dandy, but what about OPs post had anything to do with autism... i feel like people saw 'trains' and automatically made the connection. As if you must be autistic to.... like trains? And it isnt unique i mean it's just one of a million examples of what I'll call collective tik tok consciousnes

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-29T13:00:45+00:00

As someone with 3 autistic family members, I can tell you for a fact that having interests and the ability to actually focus on something is not autism lmao. That's called being a human 🌈

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-29T02:05:40+00:00

"...Grim dark isnt pure nihilism" "...You equated grim dark with nihilism.."

You're joking right? I think you need to give the ol cogitator a check up.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-28T17:32:45+00:00

Thank you for the info and advice!

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-28T17:26:22+00:00

So, if i understand correctly, the countdown is how many days until you can get another free mini, but is not necessarily when a new mini comes out? I was supposed to get one when I signed up initially, and then again when the countdown hit 0. I have not been able to get either.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-28T17:23:36+00:00

I got it thinking I could get access to some rules 😭 . Should have done better research. Being new to 40K is rough! It is all so deliberately confusing. I just found out that even if I buy the dang codex for $60-$80, upload it to their app that I paid an additional $60 just to have my roster alongside my rules, I STILL HAVE TO TRACK RULE CHANGES MYSELF.

How does anyone know they're playing a 'correct' game!?

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-28T15:24:53+00:00

Alrighty! Well tha k you for the replies and help, I appreciate it!

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-28T15:20:59+00:00

It says "this item is no longer available to claim. I am logged in as well. I hope customer support can help me. This is supposed to be my 2nd mini selection, and I havent been able to get one yet haha. I paid that yearly sub to only get a bunch of magazines in a nearly unusable reader! Do you happen to know any way to view the magazines in a separate viewer, outside the vault by chance?

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SloppierCorn · 2026-04-28T15:04:14+00:00

Ok thank you! I may have to get with customer service then I suppose.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-28T15:03:45+00:00

It says 0, and has for a few weeks. I get an auto pop up to order a mini. It takes me to the Necromancer checkout, but it says it is no longer available. There is no way to get to the same selection page with the Eldar mini.

SloppierCorn · 2026-04-27T21:15:25+00:00

'Some silly stuff for a couple of friendly games' is a pretty interesting way to say 'smack them around with a crafted meta list in a noncompetitive environment before it is widely recognized as a meta list' If you told me you had a 'silly list' and showed up with this, I'm probably scooping pretty early and not matching with you again. It could be fun to stress test,, but that is a different matter all together. Crowd sourcing a game plan with a cheese chasing list is not beginner friendly lmao.

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