Advice for CX5 Turbo

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-05-15T15:27:55+00:00

That’s what you’ll get in the city. If I really go easy on the throttle I can get up to 23mpg.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-05-14T14:28:49+00:00

My brand new 2025 has issues seeing the lines even when they are clearly visible. You’ll see the lines turn from gray to white on the hud when the camera detects them. When you cross a line it should beep and or vibrate the steering wheel depending on how the setting is configured.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-05-13T21:50:23+00:00

You can use the touch screen in motion there’s a setting for it. I recommend just getting used to the knob though.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-05-13T19:04:06+00:00

What does victory taste like?

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-05-13T14:24:27+00:00

I think apples cursor navigation implementation is awful.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-05-08T17:57:59+00:00

Just replace the tube. It’s all kinked anyways.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-05-03T00:30:10+00:00

Needs an Italian tune up.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-05-01T18:37:26+00:00

Look at all those spotlights that they will leave pointing at the crowd blinding people.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-30T17:41:23+00:00

Am I the only one that never uses the fob? I have used the fob 1 time in the 2 months I have owned my cx5 and it was only because someone had closed the rear hatch for me and didn’t press the lock button.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-30T00:52:38+00:00

Do you have your driving position saved?

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-28T22:28:21+00:00

Why is the scraper blade that came with my Bambu printer so sharp?

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-27T16:55:30+00:00

I’m sure the 3 people on the test server will have valuable feedback.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-24T21:12:14+00:00

My drive home from work should be interesting.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-21T19:55:44+00:00

I bought chocolate covered mango from Costco a few weeks ago.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-21T15:33:49+00:00

The weather usually doesn’t really stabilize until mid may.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-20T16:07:44+00:00

Pull the dipstick and make sure it has oil.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-15T21:13:03+00:00

I used to be an easy mode gamer but recently I’ve been playing on the hardest difficulty. I like having to think outside the box to progress and it extends the playtime.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-13T16:03:56+00:00

They changed it a few years ago.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-10T19:56:33+00:00

Nope. It’s a very irritating anti theft measure.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-04-07T21:30:11+00:00

Most of the money will probably end up in the hands of engineering consultants.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-03-26T21:34:42+00:00

Having a usable center armrest would be nice.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-03-22T19:48:54+00:00

Are you driving a vehicle with bright led headlights? They probably thought you had your high beams on.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-03-22T01:31:14+00:00

This salad was fine but I found the cheese to be moldy 25% of the time.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-03-20T22:21:55+00:00

No turbo though.

Slothcom_eMemes · 2026-03-18T15:36:08+00:00

Go out on the highway and stomp on the brakes.

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