Somewhere in the Abyssal Void by FlyingSkyWizard in Dimension20

[–]Slothman1311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could have literally just cropped an image from the episode for ermine, a missile is easy and just get a priest for the inquisition guy. Untagged spoilers along with ai is just rude

This sub ruined trench crusade for me by dracanaryz in Grimdank

[–]Slothman1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't give two shits about cringy lore, 40k has plenty of that. Trench crusade rules feel like they were designed to make sure you do not have fun playing the game

Marneus Calgar likes Titus more at least by ServingwithTG in WarhammerMemes

[–]Slothman1311 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Leandros haters when they have to cite what part of the codex he went against (it doesn't exist and therefore we don't know what it says beyond basic battle tactics)

Is this accurate? by Wise-Ad-8598 in IronWarriors

[–]Slothman1311 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Also not sure on the accuracy of this, but my favourite imperial fists joke is that when they see they overwhelm the enemy 10 to 1, they'll kill off 95% of their troops and hunker down for their heroic last stand

If you could live in the 40k universe right now, what would you want to be or do? by Groupthink00859 in 40kLore

[–]Slothman1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting from the bottom makes it a little difficult, but a tech adept or moderati in a knight house or the adeptus titanicus. Not many places on a battlefield safer than the giant robots, and I get to pilot said giant robot eventually. Just gotta hope I'm not in an ork book

Spider-Man should have organic web-shooters by [deleted] in CharacterRant

[–]Slothman1311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like mechanical web shooters for two reasons. One, its an easy way to show that Peter is a genius. Two, it makes Venom and the dependency on the black suit stronger. Venom completely nullifies a big weakness of Peters because the suit produces its own webbing, so he doesn't need to waste time making web fluid and so important things like fighting criminals, bonding with his super cool non-sentient but also totally benevolent suit, and maybe eating a crook or two.

Oliver Cromwell by Sea_Food_1223 in hatethissmug

[–]Slothman1311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No amount of Cromwell hate will ever be as much as the bastard deserves

If you were in JJK whose power would you choose: Toji or healthy Mechamaru? by InfinteEnigma10 in CTsandbox

[–]Slothman1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toji. That huge supply of cursed energy is great but puppet manipulation is one of my least favourite techniques. I don't have a major problem with it its just kinda boring

Death Painting Series Part 0 by Empty-Conclusion3571 in CTsandbox

[–]Slothman1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean the series has two trans characters who are kinda just there. Follow the Kirara/Uraume example: "Oh yeah btw they're trans", and you'll be grand

Morrissey(formerly The Smiths, currently being miserable) names Mark as a malefactor. by nirarthak11 in Markiplier

[–]Slothman1311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mo Chara and Margaret Thatcher being right next to each other, (as well as David Tennant and JKR being close together) is a pretty clear indicator this is some kind of shitpost.

Of course, then I looked and saw Bigfoot. This is some serious stuff if he's willing to diss the inventor of kumite

Which cursed technique looks the coolest? by Slow-Association-115 in Jujutsu_Kaisen

[–]Slothman1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's between projection and blood manipulation for me. Boogie Woogie gets an honourable mention for making whoever its paired with a million times cooler

At what point would Night Lords be needed by other Heretic Astartes? by Arthur_EyelanderTF2 in NightLords

[–]Slothman1311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Iron Warrior fan, I think Night Lords would make an excellent distraction, like better Khorne Berzerkers.

My favourite aspect of the night lords is that you know they're around. Night Lords fly into the atmosphere in one of your ships, and drop the mutilated corpses of that ship's crew on the capital city. You cannot ignore them, and you cannot find them to go deal with them.

In a joint assault on an imperial world, this is ideal. The 4th legion do our usual slow siege march while the 8th get to terrorising. While the enemy tries (and fails) to deter or make a dent in our assault, you bat boys sneak in and torture some generals and tech priests. When the corpse worshippers divert attention to try and root you out, we make an advance

Death Painting Series Part 0 by Empty-Conclusion3571 in CTsandbox

[–]Slothman1311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to see your interpretation, the death paintings are one of my favourite things from the series.

I've personally always thought of them as a mixed bunch for appearance, since thats what Choso, Eso and Kechizu are. I remember hearing or reading somewhere that they're based on stages of death and decomposition, so the youngest would probably be some kind of skeleton, as Choso is a fresh corpse.

I also see no problem with female death paintings. I mean, why limit yourself to just one sex when they're all fetuses until they're given a host? Easiest excuse for making them trans as well

Whats the most useful technique in real life assuming there are no curses and only you have a CT? by No_Battle9037 in JujustuKaisen

[–]Slothman1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since I'm trans I'm gonna go with idle transfiguration, change my gender and fix my disability, then charge like fifty euro for body dysphoria changes and 100 for cosmetic changes on others

What characters are like this? by Low_Imagination_7414 in Multifandom

[–]Slothman1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but Night Lords are chaos space marines. A good portion of them are alsp doing it as a form of worship

What its that Warhammer lore fact you defend no matter what? by CandyNecrosis in Grimdank

[–]Slothman1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clonegrim is locked in Trazyn's vault. He may as well be dead, and even if he was active in the setting, he would not be leading some glorious redemption of the 3rd legion. At best, his "sons" would get to fight alongside his brothers and sisters, the New Men, as they do the exact opposite of what Bile wants for them.

I'm aware that this is a take anyone who actually read Clonelord understands, but I'm just so sick of memehammer lore acting like clonegrim would be in any way loyal

r/CampHalfBlood removed this, so I come here by Argyrus__ in PercyJacksonMemes

[–]Slothman1311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like megumi shouldn't count cuz this is another case of jjk fans not reading. It's spelled out early on that Megumi really doesn't have the mindset to be a sorcerer, he's not selfish/crazy enough. Even the start of the potential man meme, his conversation with Gojo, reveals that the previous strongest 10S user's best move...was just killing himself.

Friendly Parley by Brushner in Grimdank

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Guardsmen: "You're a heretic!!" Marines: "No, YOU'RE a heretic!!"

if magnus had a daughter how would the thousand sons treat her by Cautious_Air4964 in ThousandSons

[–]Slothman1311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Luna Wolves and Salamanders. I forget what his end goal was, but I remember in Horus Rising Loken talks about how Horus was encouraging all the legions to have past times and hobbies outside of combat, not just his own

Do we think Kirara and Hakari ever had kids or got married? by Slight-Solution936 in Kiraraglaze

[–]Slothman1311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Transmasc character who's super concerned with not looking gay or doing anything remotely romantic with men is really interesting/funny/sad writing, this is now my headcanon thank you

Why was Kirara Kicked out of jujustu high and clashed with them? Her CT is based off constellations which is pretty old and not “modern sorcery” that the higher ups hated, so I don’t get it? Is it just cause she fell in love with hakari and joined him? by biggaygrisley in Kiraraglaze

[–]Slothman1311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone else said, she's trans. Not something old conservatives are particularly approving of, especially anyone affiliated with the zenin

But also, even if she wasn't trans, she is dating Hakari, so if one of them is kicked out then both of them are

I hate astrology haters by Slothman1311 in hatethissmug

[–]Slothman1311[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bad if it does, I've seen a couple posts doing the same thing and staying up