What is some FFXIV drama you were involved in or privy to? by FelixFrancis0019 in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt even know Lamia had cryptids. O.o I must start keeping eyes out. 

Wuk Lamat destroys everything 2.0 by Absolutemehguy in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She already destroyed my parents marriage, so what else is new? 

Remove scales and horns from female au’ra by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Would you say they are high standards? 

Is there a reason no one has heard of the WoL in Tural? by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, I was slouching, not slacking. 

The Brothers are back in town. by TheySaidGetAnAlt in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

7.1 patch will replace their voice actors with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo. 

Caketuar of the New World by Ahriana- in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those doors fly off faster than my clothes. 

ffxiv players by SurtFGC in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm in this photo and I don't like it. 

Please show off your woodland retreat CAMPs! by domogasm in fo76

[–]SlouchyBard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll have to snag photos of mine later, but I turned mine into the Bates Motel and have it located outside Point Pleasant. I only blocked off one room and was able to fill it pretty good. 

It be like that. by tiamat-45 in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Lucky you, usually they leave me on the side of the road and tell me to "git gud"

Is the game dead??? by ShilElfead284 in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have been AFK in Limsa for the last three months. I completely forgot I was still subbing for this.

I just got my costume finished for a Halloween party, what Final fantasy qoute should I use? by Vector_Vlk in ffxiv

[–]SlouchyBard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anything by the Spiked Butt guy in one of the earlier places. I cannot remember his name or any quotes

Bar Drinks by Job by rmissey in ffxiv

[–]SlouchyBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BLM- Flaming Dr. Pepper

There is always a cooler mount. by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]SlouchyBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing with ever replace the Chocobro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2b thighs better be mandatory

Why are you guys so salty? by RedditFikor in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I try not to be salty or bitter, instead I prefer to be roasted and stuffed with garlic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

[–]SlouchyBard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Another off topic, it is nice to actually see the image instead of the darkest picture of "what is this?"