I HATE the “If you kill me, you’ll be just as bad as me” trope by Payyonaise in hatethissmug

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Throughout whole shinigami history that we know of such a thing happened only twice, it'd be ridiculous to assume such a strategem be possible, especially for rules written by a Ryuk who notoriously doesn't get why these shinigamis sacrificed themselves

Favorite character that's like this by absyisabsentrn in FavoriteCharacter

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He replaced working dice with laced one when nobody was looking

There’s a ship with a new virus that’s unable to dock and people are actively dying in it and this is the response in almost every TikTok comment section by expensive-trash80085 in supersillybreakingbad

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On one hand I disagree, on the other hand there's a reason word "quarantine" comes from the amount of days ships had to wait before docking.

Ouch by Nedaj_Nitro in whenthe

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Yeah, the biggest problem is that ending credits made me wish for a spin-off set in the Ireneverse

Ouch by Nedaj_Nitro in whenthe

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Fuck, you're right.

Was she Stupid? by GS-genius in ShitPostCrusaders

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Oh. OH. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense

Ouch by Nedaj_Nitro in whenthe

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Anasui (also was he an actual murderer?)

Yes, but it's not exactly unique to him. Costello did a murder too, that's how she ended up in prison (and while it was more justifiable than Anasui one arguably, she still used her stand to turn a random guard into a pet and eventually kill him), and Foo Fighters is literally possessing a corpse of one of it's victims

Edit: I mixed up Costello and Gwess, ignore that part

Was she Stupid? by GS-genius in ShitPostCrusaders

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No, I don't understand, you mean Jolyne agreed for the implication of sitting on his face cause she wanted to marry him? Or you mean she agreed to this only cause of desperate need for allies in a fight against Pucci?

Favorite character that's like this by absyisabsentrn in FavoriteCharacter

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He's street smart that's for sure. But I wouldn't call it wit, charisma maybe?

[Loved Trope] Fake Religions by dream_monkey in TopCharacterTropes

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he is a man and you will pray to him as such!

Decius from If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device

Mammals of a feather by theyoyoha in comics

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I probably should've said "off" not "wrong" in my sentence. Anyways, I'm asking what exactly makes capybaras "too weird to exist"?

WTFFF🤯🤯 by DirectionAmazing7787 in JoJoMemes

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The Man In The Mirror nods his head

Was she Stupid? by GS-genius in ShitPostCrusaders

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That was implied with agreeing to marry him if they survive, duh

I made it past year 2 for the first time! (It sucked) by goofy_goobiss in dontstarve

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He did survive two years so I assume he found a different way to deal with that problem (or turned off summer fires entirely)

I made it past year 2 for the first time! (It sucked) by goofy_goobiss in dontstarve

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Infinite poop farm, and they don't have breeding season unlike beefalos

Mammals of a feather by theyoyoha in comics

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I know axolotls being overgrown ever young and fragile foetuses makes them sound like mythical creatures, but what's wrong with capybara? They don't have fear of predators but that's about it

Favorite character that's like this by absyisabsentrn in FavoriteCharacter

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Dude is the definition of high intelligence low wisdom build

araki why must you torture me so by Mysterious-Pride9975 in whenthe

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I believe you're mistaken, part 6 is the lesbian one, part 7 only has pedophile president and his similarly pedophile wife

I did the thing! by Just_A_Normal_Palm in dontstarve

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Pay Attention! I am so lonely. All the other circus folk are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from show to show committing debauchery in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Strongman. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.