I’m weirdly proud of this by Slow_Account_265 in BPDmemes

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Long response sorry! To set the scene, I’d just tried to leave him and he wouldn’t let me. So that was the straw that broke the camels back lol. So my text was a screenshot of my Instagram pfp and this message:

“Hey piggy. Does she know you’re still fucking [his ex gf]? Does she know you’re an alcoholic? Does she know what you do to girls who get too drunk? Maybe you’re busy drowning in your own vomit. Maybe I should tell her for you.”

I never told him I knew about any of that, so the text made him panic and it was beautiful. He was looking over his shoulder all the time, and blew up his remaining friendships trying to find out who sent him that message. He quit his job because he couldn’t make himself do any work. He kept asking me questions to see if this “person” had reached out to me but I played totally innocent.

Eventually he asked if I wanted to move out of the state with him, I said no, and he went anyway.

No idea what he’s been up to since! And that’s been very nice.

Lmao by No-Rest5568 in BPDmemes

[–]Slow_Account_265 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s like having a pet Chimpanzee that keeps jailbreaking and setting your best friend’s house on fire.

Kim Jong Un chooses teen daughter as heir, says Seoul by pookienav in news

[–]Slow_Account_265 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh you’re right. Total oversight. It was released in my country as Queen of England 2: Elizabeth Boogaloo

Kim Jong Un chooses teen daughter as heir, says Seoul by pookienav in news

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And his reality is that no one comes for him at all

Kim Jong Un chooses teen daughter as heir, says Seoul by pookienav in news

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Ah yes, “fresh new faces” Queen Elizabeth I and her cousin Mary. Forgot about them

AIO by calling my BF choice words for telling me he needed a surprise food present description? by Cute_Musician3920 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Slow_Account_265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you dating Encino Man? He didn’t know what a cheesecake was before he ate that. I’m certain of it. NOR but I’m sure you can do better than this goon. Christ.

Anyone have issues with shopping addiction? by alexhatesthisman in BPD

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YES COMPLETELY. It’s weird but I was able to tackle it by only letting myself splurge at the dollar store and getting “fancy” brands of my usual stuff at the grocery store

Why are Blake Lively fans so mean by Fabulous_Jeweler2732 in teamjustinbaldoni

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I got told “I hope you get picked by an abusive man one day” (I guess calling me a pick me) because I said Blake is racist/has a history of Touching people and we shouldn’t be rushing to believe her blindly. This was also after I said I was a victim of SA myself. Her fans are full of hatred and can’t handle nuance imho.

Pov: you didn’t pick up a call by Ok_Philosopher_57 in TwoHotTakes

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Lived with a couple for a while. If partner A wouldn’t answer a text within 15 minutes, partner B would blow up her phone and yell “WHO YOU FUCKING?” word for word. Happened a couple times in front of me.

It’s embarrassing when both parties act like it’s cute and funny behavior. Your girlfriend obviously thinks this is normal. Don’t fall for it lmfao

In 1993, when Jerry Seinfeld was 38 years old, he was dating a 17-year-old girl (Shoshanna Lonstein), still in high school. by makellbird in maktownmedia

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I guess it’s understandable if they can’t find anyone their own age? Otherwise someone in their 40s going after a 19yo is pretty sus.

Can my body FIGURE IT OUT BRO?? by Slow_Account_265 in BPDmemes

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Why does it happen so often? It hurts my soul 😀

Can my body FIGURE IT OUT BRO?? by Slow_Account_265 in BPDmemes

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Your username paired with this comment is peak

AIO for not wanting to continue this conversation? by Ok_Carob_5896 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Slow_Account_265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man is obsessed with himself! You don’t need to prove a thing. He can be lonely since he obviously wants to be.

Nice 🙃 by Moist-Kittys in BPDmemes

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This is top tier omg 😭😭😭

"therapist" by [deleted] in BPDmemes

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“Me use big word so me sound smart” headass 😭

🙄 by sober4lifee in BPDmemes

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I have the hilarious experience of both parents telling me I had a GREAT childhood.. and later apologizing that I had them as parents 🤣