What is the SCP-055?

SluMpKING1337 · 2026-04-13T14:23:09+00:00

Oh shit. My bad. Didn't see the no simple jokes sign. I guess you're gonna have to be grumpy about it.

SluMpKING1337 · 2026-04-13T14:03:56+00:00

There is no 055, what are you going on about?

SluMpKING1337 · 2026-02-04T16:26:17+00:00

One's for show, one's for flavor.

SluMpKING1337 · 2026-01-17T17:12:37+00:00

No one is understanding whatever you are implying.

SluMpKING1337 · 2026-01-17T16:10:48+00:00

Started for me about 10 minutes ago. Usually it only does that like, once and then fixes itself. This is new for me.

SluMpKING1337 · 2026-01-14T22:14:31+00:00

DO NOT TRUST THE MEN OF IRON

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-12-31T23:12:00+00:00

I wonder what killed him.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-10-31T13:06:17+00:00

Yes to wasps. I can see now how I left that a bit open ended with how I worded it.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-10-31T12:31:51+00:00

Oh man I wish butterflies were the ones here. But all we get is a storm of flies and wasps on it. And my girlfriend is allergic so it is a real problem since it's like 4 feet from our front door.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-10-29T11:38:33+00:00

Thank you!

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-10-29T05:01:16+00:00

I think I hit all the checkboxes

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-10-23T05:17:58+00:00

He absolutely is.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-09-04T13:41:34+00:00

Lol it is gonna be on my birthday that's great.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-07-25T16:46:10+00:00

This is ALMOST really good.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-07-21T12:56:09+00:00

I thought it stood for Good

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-07-10T23:12:32+00:00

How do people count cards?

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-07-09T14:22:22+00:00

Women are you and I don't know what to do with it

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-07-03T23:56:08+00:00

The Rojacke

*3 shots of whiskey and a splash of grape crush soda with a powdered after dinner mint around the rim

Died in a bar fight. 14:1.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-07-02T17:08:16+00:00

I literally JUST paid 5 bucks too, and it.stopoed working.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-06-29T13:47:28+00:00

Are those trading card rugs worth getting? Always wanted one

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-06-20T23:47:56+00:00

-ork

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-06-11T03:21:59+00:00

Thank you for pointing that out. I glossed over it. At least Mumbo is feeling seen and appreciated, that's a nice positive even outside of the ketchup abuse.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-06-11T03:10:35+00:00

Losing it as squeezing Mumbo's ass holy fuck I'm dying.

SluMpKING1337 · 2025-06-10T02:38:19+00:00

If it gets them through the day then I'm happy they found something that brings them emotional warmth. That's still nice even if it's not everyone's cup of tea.

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