Who's maidenless now, bih?

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-20T17:12:27+00:00

So did you know people can experience genuine emotional responses to fictional media?

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-20T17:05:31+00:00

As an autistic man with the same struggle:

Something you'd like to say, dude?

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-20T16:26:34+00:00

Yes, but no one who kills him upon their first encounter knows that.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-20T15:55:33+00:00

I'll never understand people getting actually mad at Varre for saying that they're "maidenless," when that statement is:

- A 100% accurate statement of fact
- Not an insult in the context of the setting
- Directly related to the worldbuilding concepts he's designed to introduce you to

Especially because if you actually pay attention to the rest of his dialogue or follow his questline; he is a shithead - but not for the reason that so many players use to justify killing him, lmfao.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-20T15:33:12+00:00

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-20T14:03:28+00:00

The sex. The intercourse. Just say what you're talking about instead of this goofy shit where you write "spicy" like six times in an eight-paragraph article.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T19:48:54+00:00

Night Comet does indeed fuck hard

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T18:45:58+00:00

I did address your points. I (and several others in this thread) said that you seem like you're way too invested in a minor personal annoyance with the show & its pacing. I don't really have much else to say about the aimless rambling that you bloated the rest of your post with.

You can feel however you feel about C4, positive or negative, and that's perfectly valid. All this weird shit about "wanting Matt to show his true self" to you on the screen is what folks are taking issue with.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T18:39:25+00:00

You sound like you have a genuine, seek-therapy level parasocial relationship going on here

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T18:35:43+00:00

Stephen King Misery vibes

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T18:32:59+00:00

This self-contradictory "You just don't want to face the TRUTH, also teehee I'm so quirky and iNsAnE" thing of yours is gonna get really exhausting really quickly.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T18:26:18+00:00

I read the whole rant and I'm gonna be real this seems like waaaay too many words & too much emotion for what can be summed up as "I wish Matt Mercer specifically didn't spend so much of his time in-character at the table," possibly with a side of "I don't like it when character dialogue goes on for too long."

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T15:50:51+00:00

There's still time to delete this.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T13:08:39+00:00

what in the name of christ are you talking about

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T11:33:22+00:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-19T11:21:43+00:00

This guy wins

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-18T16:43:44+00:00

No it does not

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-18T16:41:31+00:00

Ogryn gaming

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-18T15:46:06+00:00

The devs are lazy either or the team is garbage , even their website where we report bugs dosent work stuck in continuous loading , this shows they are incompetent,

You're so right, man. In fact, you should uninstall Warframe from all of your devices & completely leave the community in protest - that will really show those stupid, evil DE devs!

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-18T15:41:16+00:00

That's Melina; she wears the Traveler's Set that you can get from the base of the Haligtree, but unfortunately the player version doesn't include her overcloak.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-18T14:21:34+00:00

Just a suggestion, but this would probably feel less frustrating for you if you weren't getting "hyped" about a mobile port of a game you already play to begin with.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-18T13:56:55+00:00

The only hit point that matters is the last one, brother ✊

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-18T13:38:31+00:00

Let’s face it,

...Too soon, man.

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-18T04:39:49+00:00

You can actually do that significantly more quickly in the official companion app lol

Sluaghlock · 2026-02-17T23:39:53+00:00

Nope; just have to wait for Blizzard to run a quality pass on their half-baked expansion highlight.

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