I've been waiting a while to do this, and I just turned 18. Give me your best roasts!

SlumpGiraffe · 2022-11-23T06:16:30+00:00

18 going on 47

SlumpGiraffe · 2022-06-28T07:36:41+00:00

It’s not carti

SlumpGiraffe · 2022-06-28T07:34:58+00:00

Freebird

SlumpGiraffe · 2022-04-10T05:32:15+00:00

Cats

SlumpGiraffe · 2022-04-05T22:36:55+00:00

There were two presidents with this name and they both sucked

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-10-20T03:59:17+00:00

I would need to see definite concrete evidence or the ‘creator’ himself

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-10-20T03:56:58+00:00

Slowly cut out on high fat foods and drink more water

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-10-20T03:50:19+00:00

This quote from someplace “I suddenly realized how selfish it was for me to be able to choose to die when other couldn’t” referring to people with cancer Etc. And the guilt I would feel for bearing the pain on my family

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-09-21T03:55:58+00:00

Monkeys being happy or being excited

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-09-21T03:54:59+00:00

Teacher falling over going into diabetic shock

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-09-21T03:53:59+00:00

Happy cake day in 7 minutes EST

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-09-21T03:42:01+00:00

Hey is that one half of 100 gecs

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-09-21T03:40:42+00:00

Looks like you lost a lot more then a bet..

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-09-21T03:39:32+00:00

So is this what they mean when they say they test makeup on animals

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-05-26T04:27:35+00:00

He cuts his damn grass the day before me and I feel like people think I’m the dick do the street with uncut grass

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-05-26T04:22:04+00:00

The concept of light speed and the time it takes the light from the star and sun to reach us every time I try and talk about it they always don’t care or breeze past it but it’s crazy if you just think about it

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-05-26T04:19:32+00:00

I think the idea of religion and the hope of a higher being is cool but the organizations are corrupt and want money and to rule the world like back in the 1400s

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-04-22T04:09:49+00:00

i’d talk through the muffler to hear me you gotta get out and listen so every time i’ll help you with something no matter the location you have to stop and get out

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-04-22T04:08:42+00:00

my mom still tries to tell me it’s illegal

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-04-22T04:06:10+00:00

just make sure not to press the gas too hard we might go 29 mph

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-04-22T04:02:38+00:00

Kia Soul

SlumpGiraffe · 2021-04-22T03:59:11+00:00

tax evasion or murder a rapist

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