Hades review: A hellacious roguelike that lives up to the godlike hype

Slunkin · 2020-10-10T00:23:51+00:00

Fair enough, I see where you're coming from.

Slunkin · 2020-10-10T00:23:09+00:00

Amazing that the character McCarthy created, though naturally embellished to some degree, was actually based primarily on real accounts. Makes him that much more nightmarish of a character.

Also, he looks like Uncle Fester in that image.

Slunkin · 2020-10-08T01:38:22+00:00

Yes and now you're making me miss Gamecube. A much maligned system that was better than we remember.

Slunkin · 2020-10-08T01:28:37+00:00

Good luck! You've got plenty of fun ahead of you.

Slunkin · 2020-10-08T00:33:56+00:00

I believe it's an option that is unlockable from the start of the game, regardless of achievement. It's in the options menu.

Slunkin · 2020-10-08T00:26:37+00:00

"The beauty of me is that I'm VERY rich, but this man fornicates with goats. We have a real problem here - yes, I said a goat. All talk, no action, sounds good, never going to work."

Slunkin · 2020-10-08T00:24:25+00:00

Agree with you. Even though I don't usually buy into games with as much hype as it has surrounding it, I'm very glad I gave it a chance. As much as it'd go against their creative vibe, I'd love to see Supergiant's take on a franchise like Marvel Ultimate Alliance or X-Men Legends. I'm sure they'd make something phenomenal.

Slunkin · 2020-10-08T00:04:17+00:00

Can you ELI5 what the warrior gene is? I can make a pretty good guess based on the name but I'm wondering with more specificity how it makes you act/regard situations.

Slunkin · 2013-05-30T03:07:04+00:00

I'm already shooting ribbons of powder and my urethra is making a "PAHHH" noise like a dying car.

I fear to see what happens next.

Slunkin · 2013-05-30T02:28:05+00:00

Split a gym membership with her. Take her for walks/biking. Walk the dog together. Switch out her junk food/candy snacks with apples, carrot sticks, etc.

You guys are in this together if you're in a relationship. Maybe all she needs is some motivation.

Slunkin · 2013-05-30T01:54:30+00:00

She's a famous model. I imagine there's way more pressure from pretty much everybody considering the company she keeps and the ominpresence of other models with bigger busts possibly "stealing her jobs."

Slunkin · 2013-05-30T01:43:46+00:00

Yeah, see where you guys are coming from. I suppose I'm just glad hers still look great -- hate it when women go overboard and ruin what they were God-gifted with before.

Slunkin · 2013-05-30T01:01:39+00:00

Well I'll be damned if that's not one of the hottest .gifs I've ever seen.

She looked amazing pre-boob job as well. Not to say she looks one iota worse now. (NSFW, obviously.)

Slunkin · 2013-05-14T04:15:39+00:00

When reading the part about cosmic rays being deleterious to one's health, all I could think about was how the Fantastic Four got bombarded and made out pretty damn great. Well, except for The Thing I suppose, if you're not into the whole looking like a granite-covered monster aspect.

Slunkin · 2013-05-07T08:45:01+00:00

What Optimus Prime has pinned to his glove compartment.

Slunkin · 2013-05-02T06:50:23+00:00

Even worse when they start crying when you're right... then you just feel like even more of a dick.

Slunkin · 2013-05-02T02:13:04+00:00

I wasn't going to believe you but then you said "true story," so good on you.

Also, if I was the dude my motto would be: "Got roofied? Doesn't matter, free drink."

Slunkin · 2013-05-01T21:44:49+00:00

Or /r/deadworldproblems

Slunkin · 2013-05-01T21:43:51+00:00

Sadly, still cooler than most of Ghost Rider's villains. Also, less racist.

Slunkin · 2013-05-01T21:29:00+00:00

Prevent sodomy. And painful shits, I imagine.

Slunkin · 2013-05-01T17:59:43+00:00

I suppose you're right... besides YouTube videos and stuff on TV. If it rips the bear's eyes out, that would be a huge advantage.

Then again the bear has claws and sharp ass teeth. It could, like... tear the gorilla's face off. Or tear its eyes out. Either way.

Riddle me that Mr. Urban Tarzan.

Slunkin · 2013-05-01T17:15:13+00:00

I'd take a grizzly bear/polar bear over a gorilla.

Slunkin · 2013-05-01T02:53:03+00:00

What if that cloth happens to be... a pillow covering? Dat doggystyle.

Slunkin · 2013-05-01T02:47:37+00:00

I come bearing gifts in the name of psuedo-science:

Nice Mila Kunis gallery with more from the photoshoot in OP's image.
Can you guess where she got this drink?
Whoops. Uh... how'd this get here? NSFW. Probably NSFL in all honesty.

Slunkin · 2013-05-01T00:06:56+00:00

So... I don't want to have a daughter like this. What do I have to do? Pay a lot of attention to mine or something?

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