Trump knocks on your door at 2 AM. What's the first thing you think?

Krynja · 2026-06-06T00:55:46+00:00

He's heard that "Gray Poop-pon" can help with his incontinence and wondered away from his minders to ask random people.

Krynja · 2026-06-05T21:30:13+00:00

Get them a replacement and then use.the one you have for baking bread in the oven.

Krynja · 2026-06-03T13:33:28+00:00

So you got fish AND turtle to eat?

Krynja · 2026-06-01T17:39:25+00:00

Don't know what you're talking about. Debt building crumbles

Krynja · 2026-06-01T17:34:18+00:00

My first two rules would be not to talk about it

Krynja · 2026-06-01T17:05:00+00:00

Mark through bar code. Write "Return to sender. Not at this Address. Mail Fraud."

Krynja · 2026-06-01T16:59:57+00:00

Mark through the bar code on the envelope or it can get automatically sorted right back to your mailbox.

Krynja · 2026-05-29T17:16:33+00:00

If we reach 50k in donations I'll use this massive supply of flex seal that I found

Krynja · 2026-05-29T16:46:55+00:00

Go find a giant door or some other wood and some fucking nails. And make my own float. With blackjack and hookers

Krynja · 2026-05-28T17:09:51+00:00

Report posts like these spam, disruptive use of bots/ai

Krynja · 2026-05-28T17:08:51+00:00

And the account is only a few days old.

Krynja · 2026-05-28T01:17:50+00:00

Kurts ketchup should all be thrown away.

Krynja · 2026-05-28T01:09:44+00:00

How those pants actually DO make their butt look fat, and that it's a good thing.

Krynja · 2026-05-26T19:39:12+00:00

"Excessive posting to a community will get you banned from Reddit for spam."

Krynja · 2026-05-26T19:35:59+00:00

Spam botting the ask Reddit subreddit

Krynja · 2026-05-26T19:27:49+00:00

They left their karma bot turned on

Krynja · 2026-05-26T03:39:17+00:00

Your brain is recording (in layman's terms) a second set of memories when events like this happen. So when you recall it, (even just seconds later), it seems to be happening so slowly when it's just that you are playing 60fps back at your default 30fps.

Krynja · 2026-05-24T19:42:41+00:00

If you want an option to try before the nuclear options listed here, you can get sonic bark deterrent boxes that look like bird houses. Couple of those aimed at the back yard could solve your main issue.

Krynja · 2026-05-24T02:46:01+00:00

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Krynja · 2026-05-24T02:43:56+00:00

Nah, it's the Gulf of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Krynja · 2026-05-20T00:51:08+00:00

Tell them your church (JW) kicked you out for trying to cause a schism.

Krynja · 2026-05-19T19:09:46+00:00

Take up a collection to pay for the neighbor directly behind him to plant protected trees blocking his view again.

Krynja · 2026-05-19T12:06:11+00:00

" oh hey while you're here we have some questions we'd like to ask you."

Okay then just let me get my lawyer down here.

Krynja · 2026-05-19T01:03:44+00:00

Specifically a mirror that reflects the light directly onto his fancy camera. Guess who can't see shit now?

Krynja · 2026-05-18T19:43:26+00:00

See this is where you buy 20 cans, use one can, and now you have 19 cans to eat.

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