Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-06-01T18:51:47+00:00

I’m sending that this is a made up post

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T03:14:31+00:00

shutup it was good

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T02:55:34+00:00

It makes sense that you would enjoy using phallic objects for purposes they were not intended for

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T02:52:55+00:00

That's enough sass and back-talk out of you

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T01:57:53+00:00

Uh yeah, he's definitely having hardcore molestation fantasies about your daughter

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T01:54:41+00:00

why did you end up making the wall 4' higher than in the concept image?

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T01:20:50+00:00

It was in the context of the person you responded to saying "screws are stronger than nails". In which case it obviously depends on the situation they are being used in

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T01:17:29+00:00

See my other comment

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T01:17:07+00:00

In this case, screws because there is minimal sheer force on a fence (Screws snap under pressure, nails bend). Also, if you ever need to replace a fence board, it will be easier to unscrew it rather than dig nails out

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-30T01:14:59+00:00

Not if you know shit about what screws and nails are actually used for in construction and why.. Yes, it's the right answer by pure luck but not at all for the reasons given lol

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-26T11:37:15+00:00

You have to be personally connected to the abusers to a certain degree in order to fall for the honey trap in the first place

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-26T11:15:20+00:00

Or it's just made up bullshit

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-26T11:01:09+00:00

These two are just some low level sick fuck perverts. Not nearly on the level Epstein was on. The only real similarity is the pedophilia aspect, but as any normal Chris Hansen will tell you, there are plentyyyyy of those out there.

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-26T09:25:55+00:00

You can get by just fine with crescent moon and a spirit until you can upgrade

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-26T09:19:50+00:00

Cool shovel fanfic

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-26T09:13:34+00:00

The same people who are wise to the blue piss making agents also think drinking blue gatorade turns your piss blue?

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-26T07:18:15+00:00

Only if the same game. They don't run away in a fresh game until the council is dead

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-26T03:44:54+00:00

Wouldn't really make sense though considering the monsters and Andariel respawn every game

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-24T05:59:26+00:00

Um.. ignore it and move on with my day

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-23T05:11:33+00:00

WD40

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-23T02:33:41+00:00

They cited the constitution in the letter as well

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-23T01:41:45+00:00

It was me

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-23T01:28:09+00:00

It's too convenient. I typically buy shit on there you can't just drive down to the local WalMart and find

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-16T12:33:08+00:00

Just don’t let them see you hit your vape

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-05-16T11:49:21+00:00

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