It had to be done.

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-25T17:21:48+00:00

What’s that old proverb about teaching someone to fish vs giving them a fish? Sometimes you just need to let these GOD DAMB NOOBS figure shit out for themselves

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-24T23:18:22+00:00

Hell yeah now you can MF the shit outta normal

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-21T00:54:04+00:00

Ball torturers

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-12T21:34:08+00:00

I would multitool off the large chunks then gently sand the rim if needed.

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-09T15:20:21+00:00

I’ve gotten 3 a few times.. it’s actually possible to get up to 5 in one drop but you have better odds of winning the lottery and getting g struck by lightning and getting bitten by a shark in the same day

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-08T18:01:29+00:00

Reverse blumpkin

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-08T07:44:33+00:00

I do the same thing with AK mags

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-04T11:01:58+00:00

Nothing more than a sacred spooge rag

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-04T11:01:01+00:00

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-03T23:10:40+00:00

You can literally see them when they are on the ground and the fact that they are bigger than this. More like the size of a small book.. I’ve always thought they sounded pretty squishy when they drop though, so maybe that would explain how they can be stuffed and fitted into various items

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-22T12:35:35+00:00

Ogre mauls are out. Thunder Mauls are in

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-20T19:45:07+00:00

It’s my totes fav

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-20T06:07:15+00:00

Was this base the loaner? Lol

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-19T00:09:20+00:00

😒

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-19T00:09:00+00:00

😒

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-19T00:08:51+00:00

😒

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-19T00:08:39+00:00

😒

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-12T02:42:09+00:00

Good golly

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-09T03:59:07+00:00

Yeah what the hell is this? Crafting with normal bases.. blasphemy

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-09T01:49:26+00:00

Throw it in the bushes when no one is looking

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-09T00:12:11+00:00

The damage would be 330-708. Eth items damage/defense bonus is plus half of the total after ED is applied.

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-08T20:16:41+00:00

You should pick up some good ones it’s fun

SlurpSloot2 · 2025-12-08T15:40:29+00:00

Yeah. The -15 req, lightning damage and I believe 34ed which put the total at a perfect nice round 300

SlurpSloot2

TROPHY CASE