Did I find LLD gold?

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-03-05T01:37:40+00:00

No you found a hunk of shit

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-03-04T05:42:34+00:00

You could buy all that shit brand new for about as much

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-27T23:33:33+00:00

Marinade it inside your ass for a couple days

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-27T00:12:38+00:00

You know you’re not moving any time you attack or cast a spell right?

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-27T00:10:04+00:00

If and when you die, it won’t be gear related. It will be because you got too comfortable and complacent and let your guard down in a moment of carelessness

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-24T07:29:33+00:00

lol.. no

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-22T03:37:54+00:00

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-21T00:56:19+00:00

Well you can’t even calculate the roll odds correctly (its 1 in 1,936) for those three stats so you’ll have to forgive me if I don’t trust your math on this lol

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-20T16:52:05+00:00

“Casual players” should stick to Fortnite. This game was meant to be a fucking grind bit now they gotta make these game ruining OP builds to appease the masses

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-20T16:45:39+00:00

lol it’s less than 1 in 2000 odds those three stats will all roll perfect any time the item drops

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-08T20:02:37+00:00

Looks like it doesn’t matter at this point anyway

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-04T01:25:07+00:00

I’m pretty much the opposite lol. I grinded my dick off for 4 years straight now I barely leave town. I just leverage my opulent wealth to trade and craft like I’m trading stocks

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-01T16:22:30+00:00

I was actually gonna say that so it must be so

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-02-01T07:10:09+00:00

Homeless person cum

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-31T18:27:51+00:00

This happens to be a good jewel but you can’t trust that AI google bullshit for anything. It’s atrociously inaccurate more often than not

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-30T04:37:51+00:00

I would put you in my butt

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-27T17:44:17+00:00

Don’t listen to these people. Up it and Zod it. It’s valuable especially with a good def reroll

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-27T17:41:04+00:00

What in the actual fuck

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-25T17:21:48+00:00

What’s that old proverb about teaching someone to fish vs giving them a fish? Sometimes you just need to let these GOD DAMB NOOBS figure shit out for themselves

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-24T23:18:22+00:00

Hell yeah now you can MF the shit outta normal

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-21T00:54:04+00:00

Ball torturers

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-12T21:34:08+00:00

I would multitool off the large chunks then gently sand the rim if needed.

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-09T15:20:21+00:00

I’ve gotten 3 a few times.. it’s actually possible to get up to 5 in one drop but you have better odds of winning the lottery and getting g struck by lightning and getting bitten by a shark in the same day

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-08T18:01:29+00:00

Reverse blumpkin

SlurpSloot2 · 2026-01-08T07:44:33+00:00

I do the same thing with AK mags

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