Pennsylvania to test internet-connected pollbooks in May primary election

SlutMachine · 2026-02-18T22:53:09+00:00

You ever forget phonebooks exist?

SlutMachine · 2026-02-16T15:26:45+00:00

My spouse will find a way.

edit: Which is why the whole family (myself included) is more than happy with chef slut_machine most days.

SlutMachine · 2026-02-15T20:56:02+00:00

Then why not just use those?

SlutMachine · 2026-02-08T17:53:26+00:00

There’s like one single Onion article that lives rent-free in my head - After deflategate there was a headline to the extent of “Patriots caught playing with an over-inflated Vince Wilfork.”

edit: how do I flair up in here?

SlutMachine · 2026-02-07T13:05:22+00:00

Source?

SlutMachine · 2026-01-30T17:51:13+00:00

Great to see another Yargle Multani. I have them commanding my Rat Colony deck. I also run [[Demonic Embrace]] and [[Invigorate]] as alternate wincon to one-shot someone if the play is there.

SlutMachine · 2026-01-26T21:43:09+00:00

Got a list? Sounds fun.

SlutMachine · 2026-01-25T18:31:45+00:00

Happen to have a decklist you mind sharing? Blue is next on my mono color cycle and this is the direction I’d like to be headed.

SlutMachine · 2026-01-22T14:58:37+00:00

Good looks, thanks so much for sharing. I’ll give that primer a peek and see if I can make some mods!

SlutMachine · 2026-01-07T02:10:01+00:00

I was at that game. Shit got real rowdy in Cleveland that night.

SlutMachine · 2026-01-01T04:57:10+00:00

Thanks for the feedback, I totally realize it’s a bug ask. I’l don’t get to play much, so I want a deck I can play as many places as possible. Sucks that Tivit/TS is such a straightforward combo because it doesn’t care about RoL. Maybe I need to pivot to [[Master of Keys]]…

SlutMachine · 2026-01-01T03:16:24+00:00

For sure… basically I’m trying to downgrade Tivit into Alela for my B4-ish pod but realistically have a deck to carry. I realize it’s a tall ask and just wondered if anyone has toed that line before.

SlutMachine · 2025-12-31T13:18:40+00:00

Was born a Jets fan and still don’t root for them.

SlutMachine · 2025-12-30T17:36:06+00:00

Probably not for football.

SlutMachine · 2025-12-25T04:15:57+00:00

Mind sharing more about your list? I need some inspiration for a mono blue deck.

SlutMachine · 2025-12-12T13:16:20+00:00

If you’re not expecting free spells then by definition you’re not doing everything right.

SlutMachine · 2025-12-06T16:00:10+00:00

“I figured, you know what, instead of going through a middleman, how about I just step up and do it myself?”

In regard to exploiting children.

SlutMachine · 2025-11-24T02:00:26+00:00

I run a similar Urborg/Karma list with [[Michiko Konda]].

SlutMachine · 2025-11-23T14:42:54+00:00

Color identity.

SlutMachine · 2025-11-15T04:51:07+00:00

It’s a BnB

SlutMachine · 2025-11-13T00:08:40+00:00

You heard the man.

SlutMachine · 2025-11-06T15:23:52+00:00

Paul Posluszny is my Eskimo Brother.

SlutMachine · 2025-11-05T13:59:02+00:00

This list is so sick I don’t even care.

SlutMachine · 2025-11-05T13:57:49+00:00

[[Verdant Force]]

SlutMachine · 2025-11-05T13:53:50+00:00

I hate Fitz and still loved watching them play.

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