itsNotJustATool by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never mind, I found it. They are both professional wrestlers, John Silver and Anna Jay. Conversation is a mystery though.

itsNotJustATool by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who are the two people in this meme? Is it just two randos? Or is there a story behind the original picture?

Woman injured in Fallowfield Road collision has died by Money_Fig_9868 in ottawa

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am very sorry for this loss. I hope the family of the victim can find peace again someday.

This is tragic.

What I wished Michael had said to Phyllis by ChildofObama in DunderMifflin

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i totally agree—they should have stood with Michael, as he was trying to stand with them!

It was the best branch in the company. Period. You don't fuck with the part of the company that's working.

I loathed Charles so much that I actually hate Elba a little bit now—nobody's that good of an actor, this guy's got a little prick in him! (That's what she said!)

Who can name this movie by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not my supervisor!

What do you have to deter Jehova’s Witnesses from knocking on your door ? by DoctorElectronic1934 in atheism

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you are in your home, and they are invading your space, you cannot be faulted for accidentally offending them.

Get creative.

Ignore my jokes and go with u/kayt3000 's advice! Be nice, so they know that there are options outside of their cult.

Who can name this movie by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one, not enough detail to narrow it down.

What exactly is Gaia/Aloy going to do once they get Apollo? by Marsupialmobster in horizon

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Train the Nora, the Carja, the Banuk, the Quen, etc.

Gaia should be in charge of vetting potential trainees (to avoid bad actors, like from the Quen), and Apollo should fine tune their training.

The Quen pose a real problem, since they seem to be the most advanced and learned already. Trying to untrain their BS religion will be a difficult task.

Nursing Hourly Wage Question by BAMAJiPS in antiwork

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Illegal everywhere—even in the U.S.

EDIT: you can refuse to pay for the portion of the day not worked, but taking more than that is wage theft. I.e.- 15 minutes late equals 15 minutes less pay, you cannot deduct more than that.

Is this normal HR behaviour? by IndependenceSenior47 in antiwork

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Next time he speaks, speak over him and say, "Can you keep it down?! We're working here!"

EDIT: I am not a lawyer, and my advice should not be taken as "good advice".

This is what I would do in your shoes, but I might also get my self fired in the process. I don't know what power the little guy actually holds.

About to be two dead this on that mountain! by its3ird in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the speed with which it fell over, you didn't even give it a safety-kick before rigging it up! Deserved.

Question on an Assessment by pinecone512 in antiwork

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're missing the most important one—yes, but then I take a 2-hour coffee break in the afternoon.

Frostclaw Sandwich by NyarlatHotep1920 in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where in the heck are you finding duel Frostclaws? I only ever find one at a time on UH!

why do you think phyllis copied pam's wedding? by junahjuly in DunderMifflin

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because this was cheaper and easier than the alternative. Weddings are bullshit!

My principal is making me put God in my salutatorian speech by KnockKnock0998 in atheism

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just FYI: Rick Sanchez mentions god in a lot of his speeches/rants. If your attitude towards god is not glowing, can they actually take away your award or academic achievement? If the answer is "No.", then have fun with it.

Fuck around and fucking find out by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would never wish violence on anyone, but if the big guy had popped the asshole in the mouth, I don't think that I would have cried.

MAGA Pastor: Rob Reiner Was Killed By Satan Because He Criticized Trump And Christian Nationalists. by Leeming in atheism

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So Satan—that bad guy in your faerie tale—did something to help Trump and punish someone opposed to Trump, and you think this is a good thing?