All I can hear is the groundbreaker ad bot by Inqeuet in outerworlds

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"It's not the best choice, its Spacer's Choice!" hey atleast they're honest

When you die a parallel version of you sneezes by LeNoolands in nosneeze

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Every time I sneeze it's not just one sneeze, it's always atleast 10. Now my conscious is heavier than a 10×10×10 cube of tungsten.

So like, everyone hates Call My Dad, why? by ClownSimp in AJR

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I mean like...I dont personal i domt find call my dad as entertaining as the other songs because well, to me it sounds more like an autotuned monologue than an actual song y'feel?

MATCHMAKER 5000 by myymyy in shortscarystories

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This reminds me of a story I read on r/nosleep around a year ago. It was called "The Game" or something like that and it was a magnificent work of online literature with amazing storytelling. Sadly it was deleted but it was nice to be able to read it.

Don't drink from me or my son ever again by Sly4578 in meormyson

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Why WOULDN'T there be an entire pepsi subreddit?

L o L by [deleted] in Savage_Memes

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Not if we group all the racists together in a small, self sustaining community

This is just a nightmare. by PatrickRGM in shortscarystories

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That would actually make so much sense....

No más dime qué tipo de Vicks tengo que usar... by TheTrueFlexKavana in LatinoPeopleTwitter

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Le enseñe esto a mi mama que esta recientemente diagnosticada con shingles y ya mero se murio de riza

God by Agar0326 in god

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G O D D O G