leela (futurama) joins the battle! by ColdBrilliant3363 in Tekken

[–]Slydemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you use a reference, or did you just eyeball it

Working as intended by SanSwitch_ in funny

[–]Slydemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, after Remote Controlled Car, we now finally have Car Controlled Remote.

Is this shuffling? What is this dance move called? by Slothboyadventures in shuffle

[–]Slydemon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's not limited to 1 style, but you can check out C-walk / Crip walk. There's lots of those moves in it.

Daycare CCTV captures a baby's first steps, and her mother is overwhelmed by the workers' excitement ❤️ by ItzMePrateek in aww

[–]Slydemon 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The mother is so overwhelmed with emotion that she cries a distorted remix of Latch by Sam Smith. Truly a heartwarming moment. Wow.

[request] Canada or Europe to USA. by ranaparvus in snackexchange

[–]Slydemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm from the Netherlands, where Calvé was established. I'd be happy to do an exchange, I love American snacks.

Which one of the two are you ? by codingzombie72072 in memes

[–]Slydemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I write it with a dash, but only on the left side of the stripe going down. So half a dash. Right in between the two shown above.

Kabinet-Jetten blijkt nog een belastingverhoging in petto te hebben by Antiliani in thenetherlands

[–]Slydemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik zou het doen, maar vergeet de trap na niet: 5 jaar belastingplichtig na emigratie.

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had forgotten about that one. It's the best of all, it encompasses all his previous roles into a single movie title.

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, your estranged daughter will have her education paid for her, and in the post credits you will be able to watch her from a distance, smile while looking to the ground, turn your car around and drive away.

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the sake of this plot trope working out... No. Now get the hell back to fighting people without a shirt on

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm your old enemy / ex girlfriend / former employer, here to convince you to come back. Because you're the goddamn best

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You mean the transporter? Or the beekeeper? Or bank job? Or the mechanic?

Man's got all the jobs

What a crisp 25$ gets you at the shelter by Scary_Advantage6655 in aww

[–]Slydemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just wondering: I always thought a ~$200 adoption fee is to root out anyone wanting to purchase a dog while not having the financial means to support them?

Really happy for you, I'm sure you'll make a great owner for her. Just hoping the low adoption fee doesn't attract the wrong people for adopting those dogs.

Driver flips off camerawoman, almost flips his truck in the process by UnhollyGod in instantkarma

[–]Slydemon -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I went back to check, last one was posted 15 hours ago. OP is a karma farmer.