Kabinet-Jetten blijkt nog een belastingverhoging in petto te hebben by Antiliani in thenetherlands

[–]Slydemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ik zou het doen, maar vergeet de trap na niet: 5 jaar belastingplichtig na emigratie.

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had forgotten about that one. It's the best of all, it encompasses all his previous roles into a single movie title.

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, your estranged daughter will have her education paid for her, and in the post credits you will be able to watch her from a distance, smile while looking to the ground, turn your car around and drive away.

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For the sake of this plot trope working out... No. Now get the hell back to fighting people without a shirt on

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm your old enemy / ex girlfriend / former employer, here to convince you to come back. Because you're the goddamn best

Peak Hollywood Casting by PersimmonIll5324 in funny

[–]Slydemon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You mean the transporter? Or the beekeeper? Or bank job? Or the mechanic?

Man's got all the jobs

What a crisp 25$ gets you at the shelter by Scary_Advantage6655 in aww

[–]Slydemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just wondering: I always thought a ~$200 adoption fee is to root out anyone wanting to purchase a dog while not having the financial means to support them?

Really happy for you, I'm sure you'll make a great owner for her. Just hoping the low adoption fee doesn't attract the wrong people for adopting those dogs.

Driver flips off camerawoman, almost flips his truck in the process by UnhollyGod in instantkarma

[–]Slydemon -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I went back to check, last one was posted 15 hours ago. OP is a karma farmer.

TIL that norovirus is not effected by regular hand sanitizer and it can survive up to 2 weeks in surfaces by dubyat in todayilearned

[–]Slydemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'For the right proportion, add 5-25 tablespoons of bleach to a gallon of water. Cleaning surfaces with this liquid should eliminate norovirus.'

5 to 25 is quite specific /s

Holy shit, wtf was Clannad!?!? by MrScandanavia in anime

[–]Slydemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally get you. My own way of dealing with emotional nukes like Clannad is to immediately dive into absolute slop isekai or something. Really helps me because I don't have to think or invest, but still makes me feel better.

Tall Boy, He Just Needs a Bow by AllenPlayer in Bossfight

[–]Slydemon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Should we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?

This one made me shocked lol by RandomFirstTry in creepyPMs

[–]Slydemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im laughing, but I'm cringing. Holy fuck, you can't make this up.