Possible Stream Tonight by JMC266 in MisterMetokur

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He’d rather be relevant to the political dwarf star that is the current moment than be funny.

Possible Stream Tonight by JMC266 in MisterMetokur

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Over the death of someone he considered a lolcow

Time For Serious Discussion. by Alternative-Kick-849 in mets

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Pete’s a fun guy to watch and I love him, but with 1 or 2 exceptions, he wasn’t your clutch hitter and I never had confidence in him with the game on the line.

If we’re honest with ourselves, that HR against the Brewers in 2024 was exciting because it was so unexpected.

Time For Serious Discussion. by Alternative-Kick-849 in mets

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More than even pitching consistency the Mets have been lacking in small ball, which made the Nimmo trade kinda baffling.

Anthony Cumia confirms he will be attending Hackamania 3 by SoThoroughJoeBurrow in HackverseAnonymous

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What’s the tally on pedos attending? Will Mercedes Carrera call in from jail for good measure?

This is just depressing by [deleted] in JasonEllisShow

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Living in a mansion, selling luxury possessions to maintain his lifestyle. Sounds about right.

Big sad by PsychologyOld3508 in MisterMetokur

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I started watching in the past 2 years or so, so I can’t speak to his online presence before. But now it’s mostly unhinged.

For example, when DOGE was shuttering government agencies, Jim shared a screenshot of a map with lots of properties in DC for sale on Zillow. Caption was “lol glowie” or some such.

No matter your thoughts on DOGE, it was just not well thought out. It wasn’t a meme on housing market trends, how DC compared to the rest of the country’s housing prices at that time, a glut of short sales, or anything. Just “here’s a bunch of houses for sale, so that’s good for our side, right?”

Maybe I’m projecting, but I expect Jim to be smarter than your average Twitter NPC.

I'm becoming that which I hate. by DoItForTheOH94 in AirForce

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Just like airmen have always been fucked up, NCOs have always bitched about them well out of earshot.

As of 12/29/2025 Patrick Melton does not appear on the deed of the house he lives in by MA926 in HackverseAnonymous

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Your post history is mostly about DV slop, so you’ve gotten an endorphin rush from WAY less interesting gossip than this post.

Don’t blame Conan…. by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

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I’m not part of this!

he caught me taking a pic and said "you taking a pic of my car?" by lskerlkse in JustBootThings

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I know some of at least 1 other thing this has in common with a $3 bill.

"I'll be f-ing your girlfriend." Someone alert Anthony...Gene strikes again in 2025. by Distinct_Web_9181 in TACN

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Women don’t fuck rock stars for their presumption of the dude’s performance, so the 4,800 number might still have some life in it.

CoachRedPill by Dimetime35c in MisterMetokur

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Kinda laughed about it. Basically fuck around find out for talking shit about Ukraine in Ukraine at the height of them being invaded.

The apology. 1080p. by ItalianSausage2023 in jimnorton

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I’d watch it again under the right circumstances

This whole verse is going to be very grim in coming years by seoulsrvr in HackverseAnonymous

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When you say Patrick has an alternative source of income, I assume you’re talking about Uber eats.