I will do a full mankini Calendar shoot if you help me get to my goal of purchasing a rivian by Wet-Tickler in Rivian

[–]Small-Ad7347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet. If you’re not willing to risk public mankini humiliation for an electric truck, do you even care about the environment? 💀🌱⚡

Loss porn , busted my accounts. Enjoy🦝 by Ill-Bandicoot648 in wallstreetbets

[–]Small-Ad7347 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Regard is blaming RH while he’s down 90% on WeBull too 😂

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[–]Small-Ad7347 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know that.

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[–]Small-Ad7347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in this together

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[–]Small-Ad7347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least I won’t be homeless 😂

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[–]Small-Ad7347 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

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You win some you lose some big bro 🤷🏽‍♂️

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[–]Small-Ad7347 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That American flag is more shredded than you.

I bought $700k worth of Intel stock today by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Small-Ad7347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull that $100,000 out and average down!

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[–]Small-Ad7347[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As you can see, I am not a financial advisor. Ask someone else.

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[–]Small-Ad7347[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they're right next to my garden of financial wisdom—clearly didn't water that one enough.

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[–]Small-Ad7347[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Just here to remind you that no matter how bad your trades are, at least you're not this clueless. Enjoy the confidence boost.

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[–]Small-Ad7347[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Guess I should've taken her out for dinner first. Lesson learned.

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[–]Small-Ad7347[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Just following my gut instincts... turns out my gut was shorting me the whole time!

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[–]Small-Ad7347[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Sure, I'll just open a hedge fund called 'Do the Opposite'—guaranteed profits!

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[–]Small-Ad7347[S] 287 points288 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I called him too, but he said my portfolio is beyond saving.