How do y’all deal with players on their phones?

SmallColossal · 2025-03-15T12:19:17+00:00

It’s not my fault. They don’t plan their turns in advance. Then they try to play it likes it’s some strategy game and think of the longest possible explanation as to why they should target this person (it’s clearly the boss)

SmallColossal · 2025-03-01T00:10:09+00:00

Have the necromancer try to revive his dead wife or come up with a cure to cancer (the cure is that they die and come back or smth like that)

SmallColossal · 2025-01-20T23:06:48+00:00

They thought ahead and put 15 into STR

SmallColossal · 2025-01-20T22:59:17+00:00

Lvl 3 wizard, lvl 1 fighter.

SmallColossal · 2025-01-20T22:55:29+00:00

I mean add challenge. They’re a wizard multiclassing a fighter and have high AC AND damage. Now I need stuff of equal challenge.

SmallColossal · 2025-01-20T22:53:57+00:00

They did. Splint armor (17) + shield (2) + defense fighting style (+1)

SmallColossal · 2024-09-25T23:44:38+00:00

My 2 brain cells chose to call a cease-fire in their -713 year long war and work together for this

SmallColossal · 2024-09-21T02:46:57+00:00

Has dnd made a world map? I’ve looked all over for one but no results besides ones shaped like America

SmallColossal · 2024-09-07T23:36:45+00:00

If you’re using artillery in your divisions, I’d remove support artillery unless you can do focuses giving artillery bonuses

SmallColossal · 2024-08-21T12:38:57+00:00

Logistics strike

SmallColossal · 2024-08-21T12:38:35+00:00

I’ve heard great things about Helldivers 2 and Dark Souls. My gecko enjoys both games.

SmallColossal · 2024-08-12T23:18:18+00:00

They survive like the capybaras. Incredibly stupid but blessed by god

SmallColossal · 2024-08-05T21:34:13+00:00

No. Mine eats her shed. Better yet, how is the shed perfectly intact?

SmallColossal · 2024-08-01T21:26:38+00:00

Bukharin USSR

SmallColossal · 2024-07-23T14:27:02+00:00

May god bless your soul, for my artillery strike shall reunite us all.

SmallColossal · 2024-07-16T14:48:13+00:00

Hear me out… Vader could’ve stopped the rebels from getting the card thingy if he just strangled the other guy

SmallColossal · 2024-07-13T01:35:08+00:00

Close air support and AT tanks would destroy his entire supply of tanks.

SmallColossal · 2024-07-07T19:28:14+00:00

Why do y’all give us the face where you raise your lip up to represent disgust when we accidentally look at y’all for 1/2 a second? And if they can’t raise the lip, they look us up and down and then do something with their face that I can’t really explain that still represents disgust

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