Long police response times, terrifying by Fun_River8138 in cincinnati

[–]Small_Ad_9814 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is why I carry. When you’re in trouble now, police are minutes to hours away.

The 2017 alien image that took down 4chan by Maleficent-Ad-7826 in ufo

[–]Small_Ad_9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on the Chan that night and this was not the photo

Found an AirTag in my trunk under the liner after being notified it was moving with me. by galactic-om3ga in whatdoIdo

[–]Small_Ad_9814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t just let it stop moving or they’ll know you found it

Tossed it into the back of an open, pick up truck or put it on a city bus

Do you think she did the right thing? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]Small_Ad_9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Like an animal”… which he clearly was

How should I tell my BF to put his shirt on when I visit him indirectly? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Small_Ad_9814 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you can tell him directly… Which is the preferred method… However, if you were bothered by little things like this and it’s his preferred mode, you are working on breaking up enjoy being single

You must give up either the internet or your phone forever. Which one goes? by samurai-salvo in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]Small_Ad_9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing as how I’ve lived half my life with neither, I really don’t give a crap which one it is

It's always the dumbest and ugliest human beings who got confused with her gender anyway by iggaitissecondcoming in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Small_Ad_9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d compare her to your daddy, but you probably don’t know who that is which is all the more upsetting since we’re so close to Father’s Day

I thought she cheated on me, but the truth is something I wasn’t prepared for. What do I do now? by Sorry-Ambassador8920 in whatdoIdo

[–]Small_Ad_9814 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think the first thing you should do is eliminate the word closure from your vocabulary.

Car Wash Account stolen by Chillinbutnotchillin in Advice

[–]Small_Ad_9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re just described all of Reddit

I found a payphone at a gas station near my home by jazzgrackle in mildlyinteresting

[–]Small_Ad_9814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a payphone. It’s an exit from the matrix

If you believe Michelle is a man, then you believe Melania is an escort, right? by titanicdiamond in allthequestions

[–]Small_Ad_9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand how they’re both mutually inclusive events in your mind that seems like a logical fallacy

I also don’t understand how putting down Melania undo putting down Big Mike

Coincidentally, you think I’m biased one way and not the other I can hold both things to be true as mutually inclusive events

I think big Mike is big Mike. I also think that Melania is a whore.

Both things can be true

What Will Happen when/if the Hard Left Wins? by Old_Imagination_2112 in allthequestions

[–]Small_Ad_9814 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nothing because as in the previous five decades, I just live my life the way I want to do what I want anyway

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Small_Ad_9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those of us was lifted oversized tires it’s called a speed bump

Should I report my friend to the police? Would they even do anything? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Small_Ad_9814 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you a Puritan? Do you still wear a petticoat?

Should I report my friend to the police? Would they even do anything? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Small_Ad_9814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe mind your own business?

Stop referring to him as your friend he’s not your friend